Welcome to the Bastille!
Well, let's go, kids!
I'm hungry.
There is nothing. I'm sorry.
Can't we just order a pizza? No.
You're telling me we're in Italy and we can't get a fucking pizza!
No. In Venice it's impossible.
There's no sort of Lagoon Pizza Hut, a Speedy Gondolier, whatever?
'Guardi!' No, no, please...
Snails! How do you say snails? Yes, this is 'lumache'... You know?
Isn't it true that they're sort of homosexual?
No! Transgender?
No, no homosexual. They are hermaphrodite, you know?
They're what? Herma...
They are male and female at the same time. Please...
You can cook.
Escargot.
No, it's impossible! I cannot cook.
You said 'lumache' are aphrodisiac!
You said that 'lumache' are perverse.
Hi!
Hi! Coffee?
I think I must go.
Hey! Victor... Hi!
Like my sister? Yes.
You're thinking you picked up the wrong woman, don't you?
You ask any man. They're gonna have a lot of fun tonight!
# Tonight... #