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[Love O2O]
[Episode 18]
Go clean up the kitchen.
Don't leave until it's sparkling and clean.
Thanks for the juice.
Work hard!
Go clean yourself up.
I'll take you to lunch.
Hurry up!
I'm worried you'll catch a cold.
Are you worried that I'll catch one?
Oh, by the way, aren't your employees on vacation for two weeks?
You made them all go on break
but why not Old Man Yu?
He has to host the director of a music agency
to discuss background music for our game.
Is it for the sample demo of New Chinese Ghost Story?
It stopped raining.
We can leave now.
What are you smiling about?
Nothing.
I just think, since you got here
even the weather here has gotten better.
We're... we're in the middle of the street.
What if someone sees us?
Why didn't you ask me what brought me here so suddenly?
Isn't it obvious?
Could you not be such a narcissist?
Ask me.
Okay.
Wei Wei.
What brought you here so suddenly?
I'm here for an internship.
Back in Wuhan
I couldn't find a job that suited me.
Your company takes interns... right?
We have very high standards.
I'm just an intern.
You don't have to pay me.
Unpaid intern?
That requires even more caution.
What would you have me do?
Bribe me.
I'll treat you to dinner.
I'm sorry, but besides my wife's beautifully-entrancing looks
I don't accept bribes.
General Manager Xiao...
Director. Isn't it a bit illogical to seduce him just for an internship?
Geez, Wei Wei...
Who cares if it's illogical?
That's what it says in the script!
There's no question that this story will get popular fast.
The highlight of the story comes in ten minutes.
Follow the script.
Let's do another take. Lights!
Episode one, scene three.
"Seducing the Domineering General Manager."
Wei Wei.
When you walk in later
just lean and pose on the door, okay?
Okay. Bring the camera this way.
Episode one, scene three, take two.
Action!
General Manager Xiao.
I heard that your company is hiring interns. Is that true?
Look at me. Do you think that I would be a good fit?
I would have to try you out first.
Cut!
Good kiss.
Let's try it again, from a different angle.
How could I have such a shameless dream?
Forget it quickly, forget it quickly!
What should I wear to work?
Luckily before I came back here, I picked out some new clothes with Mom.
Wei Wei! You're back in Beijing already?
Yes, I got here last night.
You took an internship in Beijing so suddenly...
Are you chasing a date who you can't stay away from?
That's right.
You better not show up as our third wheel.
How can you say that?
Boyfriends come before best friends?
I was just joking.
I was just joking with you too, Wei Wei.
You're such a virtuous young lady.
I'll bet that you already cleaned up Xiao Ling's apartment?
Can I move in right away?
I did.
But what should I do?
I forgot to clean your room.
That can't be true...
Wei Wei, how can you be so cruel?
I'm just teasing.
It's spotless.
Come here, quick.
Not bad, not bad. I've decided to head back earlier
to spend some personal time with you and work at my internship.
Tell me when you get here.
I'll pick you up at the station.
I have to go.
It's time to go to work.
Why are we wearing matching outfits?
What a coincidence.
Should I change out of this?
Others might think that we're doing this on purpose.
It's all right.
Just let them think that.
Let's go.
What should I do there?
What do you like doing?
I don't know that either.
Either way, just keep me busy.
We're running tests on our game for the mobile app.
Why don't you work on it for a few days?
After you familiarize yourself with operational details
I'll arrange something else for you to do.
Old Man Yu happens to be working in both departments.
You can follow his lead.
Yes, Boss!
Why don't you go in first?
I can go see Old Man Yu on my own.
Why?
Why not?
I'm shy.
I get it now.
Get what?
What it means to shoot myself in my foot.
Boss.
Could this be our new employee?
She's our intern.
Boss?
Is that how they address Master at the offices?
Boss.
Are you...
Is that typically how people act here?
He's on the programming team.
Try and stay away from them.
A-Shuang had gynophobia, he's afraid of women.
But he seemed to have been all right in front my wife.
He can exaggerate that well?
He must be in the acting club.
Boss brought our future Lady Boss to work.
- Seriously? - No way.
Boss is taken already?
I was planning on marrying off my sister to him though.
You can marry your sister off to me.
I'm still single.
Get lost. Not finding my sister a good husband is one thing.
I can't send her to hell though, right?
Have you seen a hell so handsome?
Boss is here, they're walking in now.
Wei Wei.
You report to work right after returning from your hometown?
She's a role model to us all.
Show Wei Wei around the company.
I have a phone conference.
Follow his lead in completing your task at Newbie Village.
Okay.
Third Bro, does that make me Chief of Newbie Village?
Village Chief.
She's all yours.
Junior Wei Wei.
Follow your village chief. I'll show you around our office.
Our company focuses mainly on developing games
so the company structure is quite simple. There are only five departments.
Programming, Management, Game Testing, Art Editing, and Administration.
This is Art Editing.
They have the biggest team and also the craftiest thinkers.
They're working on NPC prototypes.
They'll even take my appearance into consideration.
They're making NPC prototypes according to your appearance?
That's really interesting!
Well... this NPC prototype of mine is the owner of Springtime Brothel.
Her name is Ru Hua.
They've been working on NPC prototypes of Springtime Brothel recently.
So that means...
I'll be sure to stay away from them then.
This is Management.
Your hubby leads Management.
Then, there are management teams for story plots and statistics.
The team is made up of juniors and seniors from our school.
What is it?
Nothing.
Seriously?
All I said was, "Your hubby".
"Hubby"...
Senior, I was just thinking whether or not I should tell your future wife
that you want to marry a rich woman?
That's not very cute of you.
Why did I hear someone call Master, "Boss"?
Yes, some also call him Bro Xiao.
Like from the mafia?
People like us, who work online, are more or less like mafia anyway.
We're always working, dawn to dusk.
What's more, look.
Everyone in here is young, right?
If we were to call Third Bro
GM Xiao or something, that would sound so lame.
By the way
I have to give you a proper introduction to Programming.
It's the most awesome department at our company.
Team A is called Three Hands of God.
Master?
Your hubby doesn't count as one.
Besides him
there are three more people in Team A.
Do you see that one there?
The guy with the crew cut.
Isn't that Senior Hao Mei's friend?
The cafeteria worker who cooks really well?
Yes.
But he has another identity.
Do you know that famous hacker, KO?
Of course.
He's one of the top hackers in China.
Could it be...
That's him, all right.
You're lying, right?
If I'm lying, you can call me a wimp.
Third Bro recruited him.
Word is that they faced off online quite a few times.
Either way, now he works here.
Not a lot of the people who work here know that he's KO.
I told you because you're family to us. Keep this a secret.
So then, you've actually told a lot of people already?
How can you say that?
I keep secrets very well.
But to this day, I still don't know his name.
Third Bro even pays him his check in private.
I'm certain that there's a reason they're concealing his real name.
It must be...
that his name sounds too lame.
I'll introduce you to another expert.
Him.
If you see him, do your best to avoid bumping into him.
You must not linger around him.
Why is that?
Junior Wei Wei.
Haven't you noticed?
Our company is like a monastery.
It's all because of him.
He... He is...
He can't write programs if he sees women around.
Is it that serious?
But you shouldn't assume that that makes him a good and decent man.
In my opinion, he must simply be too horny.
He also has very bad self-control.
When he sees women, he gets lustful. So it's best that he sees none at all.
Why do I feel like I'm in some pugilistic world?
These men are those skilled fighters with weird quirks.
Didn't you say they were called, Three Hands of God?
Who is the last one?
There's one last one.
It's that pretty boy.
Mr. Beauty?
But is it just me or does he not seem to fit into this team's style?
Right?
Have you suddenly been disillusioned?
It's not that bad.
Actually, Mr. Beauty is still quite classy.
That's true.
Sometimes, one is classy when one has nothing at all.
By the way, Wei Wei
you can still call me Old Man Yu in the office
but don't call him Mozarta.
What should I call him then?
In this pugilistic world, he's known as Mei.
What is it?
Nothing.
I just suddenly wanted to perform crushing the rock with my chest.
Here, junior.
Have a drink to calm your nerves.
The last department is administration.
There actually isn't much to introduce.
Just bear one thing in mind.
You must be nice to them.
Because they're in charge of your meals and beverages.
Or you could end up eating vegetables and having no drinks.
That's it with the introduction.
Now, I have to think about the first task to assign you.
Got it.
We're testing the game for mobile this week.
A-Shuang is in charge of following up on it.
You'll follow his lead.
A- Shuang? A-Shuang.
I'll leave the newbie to you.
Get along well.
Wei Wei, I have faith in you!
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
Wait! Don't leave me here! Don't leave me!
Hello.
My name is Bei Wei Wei.
Can I call you Senior A-Shuang?
I, I, I... I know who you are.
Don't... don't come any closer!
I... Don't bother addressing me.
I won't be in charge of you.
Okay, okay...
But Old Man Yu sent me to work with you.
You... You should ask Boss about it.
I... I won't be in charge of you.
He's busy with work right now.
Don't be so nervous.
Why don't I leave you alone
and you can ask me to come by if you need me?
They actually sent a woman here...
What do women know anyway? In IT, they'll just mess everything up.
You haven't even assigned me any work yet.
How do you know that I'll mess things up?
That's right.
You haven't even assigned her a task.
How do you know she's going to botch it?
You think that I won't beat you up
just because KO has your back?
Here, here. Bring it.
So what if KO has my back?
Right, KO?
Well... well, you can take care of this issue then.
Cell phone test reports?
Page... page... twenty.
Cell phone incompatibility issues.
There are a few cell phone models that are incompatible with our app.
Single all of them out.
Then analyze them further and submit a report on your findings.
Is there a funding budget for getting these phones?
$600 is the maximum budget.
You can't claim reimbursement for more than that.
And...
You better hand that report in by noon, tomorrow.
Find yourself an empty spot and use it as your work desk.
Okay.
And...
if you can't handle this report, don't come see me again.
It's best for you to not join the company.
I'll do my best.
You can do it!
You can do it. I have faith in you.
Why haven't I heard of these cell phones?
J-E-S-O?
No.
Is it really necessary to test the app on such uncommon cell phones?
Try this one.
X-F-L-E-X.
That's difficult to pronounce.
It costs $1,200?
Buying it would be impractical.
If I borrow it instead, school hasn't started
so there aren't any classmates around.
Getting one will be difficult.
How should I handle this situation?
Never mind. I'll read through the report first
to figure out what cell phone testing is.
Third Bro.
You finished the phone conference?
First thing's first, I'm not here to tell on anyone.
Ban Shan is either brain-dead, or he got up on the wrong side of the bed.
He actually assigned our sister-in-law to A-Shuang.
Who doesn't know what A-Shuang is like?
Now that she's in his hands...
Did you finished the optimization task that I assigned you?
Can we not discuss work now?
I'm all fired up right now
reporting to you, for fear of your wife's safety!
Look at you!
By the way, did you hear the latest news about our mobile app?
Aren't there a few cell phones that aren't compatible with our game?
A-Shuang actually assigned your wife
to single out all of those incompatible ones so that we can test further.
Is that even necessary?
In my opinion
it's a waste of manpower and resources!
I would say that
A-Shuang is picking on Third Sister-in-law on purpose.
That's it?
If there are no other issues, get back to work.
Even a vicious tiger wouldn't eat its cubs.
Are you really okay with having your wife bullied?
Just see it as a Newbie Village task.
If I guide her myself
it will just be more difficult.
Hat's off, hat's off.
Ruthlessness is the mark of a true husband, indeed.
I have an appointment at noon.
Join Old Man Yu and the boys for lunch.
Okay, I'll have lunch with Chief of Newbie Village.
Here's your drink.
Thanks.
I just don't get it.
You actually assigned Wei Wei to A-Shuang?
When she first showed up at the office
A-Shuang was already very irritated.
And you still left Wei Wei under his reign?
Is that appropriate?
This is fighting poison with poison.
Look at our staff.
It's made up of lonely young men.
Even the only female employee we have
Comrade Wei Wei, is already taken.
If I don't take some serious measures
what's going to happen to all of these bachelors?
Third Sister-in-law is so tough.
There's no question that she can cure A-Shuang of gynophobia.
By the time she does that, we can be recruiting... new female employees.
You sound as though that guarantees that these girls will date you.
I'm just trying to increase our chances, okay?
Third Sister-in-law.
What did A-Shuang assign you this morning?
Seeking out cell phones.
What cell phones?
You have the nerve to ask?
A-Shuang made her finish the report
on cell phone incompatibility by noon, tomorrow.
What's the rush anyway?
What's more is that
those incompatible cell phones are probably not even on the market anymore.
You're right.
Doesn't that seem like he's deliberately picking on her?
Wei Wei, don't worry.
I'll beat him up for you.
No, no....
I'll tell Xiao Nai to fix it.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Don't bother Xiao Nai with something so minuscule.
Besides, I think that A-Shuang looks down on IT girls.
If I go to Xiao Nai for help
it just all the more proves him right.
Does he really?
Yes, he does, he does.
I overheard him too.
He said that girls in IT will just mess things up.
But I already have an idea
on how to change A-Shuang's opinion of girls who major in IT.
What is it?
It's a secret.
You ate the most today.
You ate the most. Glutton.
Third Bro.
Why are you only leaving now?
The appointment is at one.
I saw your bicycle there.
Can I borrow your key?
These are keys to my office.
The key to the bicycle is in my right drawer.
Go get it yourself.
Keys to the office?
I'm off.
Be careful on the bike.
Bye, bye.
I will have to tell him off.
This Third Bro...
How can he just hand over the keys to his office so easily?
What if Wei Wei is a spy and steals our program code?
How can he act so recklessly?
Big Bro, Big bro.
You think that anyone can steal our code with just access to a physical key?
Third Bro is very sharp.
Every code is encoded with 128 digits.
It's asymmetric cryptography.
That means that not only would you not be able to decipher it
but you would also destroy the computer if you tried.
Even with it, Wei Wei still can't steal the codes--
I understand--
What are you coughing at?
If I were a spy...
I would have sold you off to the butcher.
We finish work so early today?
Everyone left already?
They went out for a dinner gathering.
Are you waiting for me?
I came back late as well so I couldn't make it to dinner.
What are we having for dinner then?
I ordered some food for delivery.
Madam, you'll have to make do with that.
What task did A-Shuang assign you?
There are a few phone models that aren't compatible with the game on mobile.
A-Shuang told me to report an analysis on that by noon, tomorrow.
Noon, tomorrow?
It's all done?
The preliminary stage is done, at least.
I found all the incompatible models.
I just need to install and run the game on them to finish the report.
I saved the company a lot of money.
I found all of the relevant phones and there's still $500 left.
Are you asking to be rewarded, Madam?
Yes, I'm hoping for a little bit of praise.
There's no need for that.
A fraction of the money that you saved belongs to you.
What?
According to the earnings per share
about $250 belongs to you.
You and your silly calculations!
Your favorite.
It is impolite not to reciprocate.
By the way, I have to thank you.
What for?
Thanks for assigning me to A-Shuang.
I was actually pretty worried that you'd be leading me from the beginning.
That would be so awkward.
Anyway, this is a really good set-up.
I look forward to seeing what new tasks A-Shuang has in store for me.
Madam, you're overthinking it.
I was just saving myself trouble by handing you over to Old Man Yu.
You tricked me again!
I'm taking back the pork rib!
It's all mine now!
J-E-S-O.
Second-generation model.
It has a display issue with a flickering screen during gameplay.
There's probably an issue with the display card.
The game often goes dead unexpectedly in X-F-L-E-X.
Senior A-Shuang.
Your detailed report on the incompatible phones.
I've recorded the issues with every model
and the frequency of those issues as they occur before, during and after the game.
I also put down some of my humble suggestions, for reference.
Then... What are all these?
These are all the incompatible phones.
But I didn't go over the budget.
I only spent $150 on them.
I contacted some second-hand stores and maintenance depots
and rented the phones for fifteen dollars a day.
I just have to return them on time today.
Senior A-Shuang.
I finished the report according to your request and the company budget.
If you're satisfied with what I've done so far
feel free to assign me other tasks as well.
I...
You can leave first.
I'm going to go through the report.
It's already noon. Don't forget to have lunch.
I won't be having lunch with you today.
I have to pick up Er Xi.
Come back soon.
Don't be late this afternoon.
She is indeed Master's wife.
Hello? What is it?
Okay. I'll see you later.
Er Xi!
- Wei Wei! - Let me take that.
How was it?
This is heavy!
- I missed you so much! - I missed you so much!
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