Have some tea...
I recognise you!
You are Mak Sei.
Pa... it's my fault.
If I had not stormed off in a huff,
Mom wouldn't have fallen down the stairs when trying to stop me.
She wouldn't have...
It was heartless of me. I did her in.
What? You did your mom in? You were heartless?
You aren't Skinny, my son,
You don't have to blame yourself for it.
Real men don't kneel.
What are you doing here?
Get up...
Uncle Tong, Mexico skipped lunch, so he got wobbly-knead.
I'll talk some sense into him.
He doesn't recognise you as his son.
Mexico, you have something for Uncle Tong, right?
Right.
Uncle Tong, Mak Sir here.
We've recovered your lost articles.
The old banknotes, gold jewellery...
Great...
And Sheung-yee's Cookbook.
This is great! Now I can answer to my late wife.
Let me put it away.
Uncle Tong... what now? What is it?
It's my wife's dying wish that Skinny should have these.
However, he's still not found.
What should I do?
Mak Sir... Yes?
You are a cop. Yes.
I am now reporting on my missing son.
Find him for me.
He's bitten by a dog when he was a kid.
He has a scar on his shoulder.
One more thing, he'll hiccup non-stop whenever he has cube sugar.
Please, find him for me.
Sure... still... Hong Kong is a big city.
It's not an easy task.
Then how can I hand it to him?
Daughter... you keep it for him.
You can hand it to him once you see him.
Uncle Tong, I am not your daughter-in-law.
You are his wife. Don't deny it.
Just keep it for Uncle Tong.
800 dollars. Deal.
Uncle Tong, I'll keep it for you.
When I see Skinny, I'll hand it over face to face.
Good...
Now I feel hungry. Oh...
Not a problem. Let me cook for you.
You... come give me a hand.
Not too bad. You look like a pro.
I'll make your $800 worthwhile.
Besides driving, you are good with the choppers too.
Your cooking...
Reminds you of your mom?
Don't be so corny.
Now we are at it, your mom wrote detailed recipes,
complete with illustrations.
In case I found them too boring.
Gentle chopping for five minutes,
rigorous chopping for another ten.
I think it's about done.
Hand me a bowl.
You follow your MIL's recipe to the letter.
What MIL?
Make sure you take the cookbook with you.
You are Skinny.
Hush... Uncle Tong wants you to keep it.
Keep it for Skinny.
You are Skinny. Just admit it.
It makes no difference.
Whether I call him Uncle Tong or Pa,
he's still my pa.
Skinny is just a name.
Calling him pa doesn't make me more loving.
Sharing the table with him is good enough for me.
How sentimental of you.
What about shedding tears?
Feel free to do so.
I see nothing.
Shedding tears?
Not from this debonair me.
It's not funny.
Just kidding.
You keep going.
Dig in...
Sweet and sour spareribs...
Stir-fried Chinese kale and beef...
Steamed pork patty...
Good...
They are your favourite dishes.
You can tell the difference.
Do they make the cut?
Very good!
They taste exactly like my late wife's cooking.
How could you do it?
I followed the recipes.
If Skinny were here, he would down 5 bowls of rice for the dishes.
Five? That would be fattening.
Not necessarily.
My nickname when I was young was Skinny Tong
Thank you for preparing us these dishes.
You helped.
Don't just try the meat patty.
Try the spareribs...
I put in a cube sugar.
Give me your hand.
When it happened to my son,
This always worked.
It really worked! Thank you.
Dig in, Skinny. Dig in.
He recognises you?
It doesn't matter.
What counts is us having a happy meal together
Try the beef.
What now?
Come sit down.
Pa used to take me here after a meal.
What a view.
Thank you for the meal.
Mental! Save it.
I do envy you father and son sharing a table.
You did me a favour.
Let me do you one in return.
Let me book you a room in Chuen Kee for your reconciliation dinner with your pa.
I'll order Baked Fish Intestine with Egg
Food brings people together.
Wine and dine your differences away.
Don't bother.
Bill Kei
Hello?
It's serious!
Photos of Chicken Wah have gone viral online.
I am sending them over. OK.
What is it?
Look!
What?
Turn it off...
Hey, they are bad.
Bad poses and you look stiff.
Why take such ugly shots?
People now release these things in batches.
Will Janice be in the coming ones?
You've done her in.
Cheapo!
Don't worry. She's not involved.
It's just me.
When were they taken?
Two years ago.
Why?
Tell us, or we can't help you.
Do you remember my uncle?
The one with cancer?
Yes.
His cancer went from phase one to three in a month.
The family spent every cent on his chemo and medications.
I had to go to a financial company for a loan of 300 grand in the end.
Financial company?
You are a cop. It could put you in big trouble.
Why didn't you come to me?
You?
You spent your money on good food the first thing you got your paycheck.
You asked me for food money before the month was over.
So it's my fault.
No...
You were forced to take nude pics because you couldn't pay up?
Come on, stand properly.
Be a real man. Smile...
You weren't this shy when you asked us for a loan.
Smile...
You have a good figure. There's nothing to hide.
Take the folder away.
That's it...
Good!
Smile... good... good biceps...
They were taken two years ago.
Why are they going viral now?
You haven't paid up?
I've paid them back already.
I paid them on time every time...
I was late in payment just once.
So it's not the financial company's doing.
Who's behind it?
His foe.
Why else would keep those pics for so long?
Only one man can be this cheap.
How come Sleazy Lo has your nude pics?
I can't hide anything from you.
Heaven played a prank on me.
He got them in one of his routine busts of financial companies.
He didn't expose me,
I thought he was being kind.
Actually he's using them to blackmail me.
He did it again and again.
He thought he could nail you this time.
But I ruined it by catching the real culprit.
He took it out on me by releasing the pics.
You had the nerve to save the day.
He took it personally.
He released the pis to raise hell and to pay you back.
Why didn't you report him?
If only I could prove it.
We need to save Chicken Wah's skin first.
Got it!
How?
Ph...
O...
To...
Shop...
Do you usually speak this way?
Ab...
So...
lutely...
Correct.
Come on... relax...
Sis Kill, the light...
On his face...
Good!
New nude pics... all of them featuring Cheung Sir.
This one is so fake.
You can tell the head's keyed on.
The face and neck are of two colour tones.
Couldn't they make it more authentic?
Look at this one.
The nude pics get shoddier and shoddier.
I wonder if all of them are photoshopped.
Right...
Cheung Sir, someone played a prank on you.
I believe in you.
Is this some gangster payback?
Cheung Sir, I believe in you.
You are Chicken Wah,
You couldn't have the nerve to pose for such pics.
Cheung Sir, we really won't open a file for it?
Let us find out who's behind it.
Right...
There are new ones.
You are a panda this time.
How cute...
How creative! Next...
Big Brother is right.
Hong Kong people have a short memory.
By flooding the internet with fake photos,
the original nude pics will soon be forgotten.
Big Brother, good job!
They are too poor to be interesting.
You have the eye.
Hello? Sir...
Yes Sir.
Cheung Sir, the Chief wants to see you.
The nude pics have lost their value for blackmail.
You managed to get off the hook this time.
I still have many tricks up my sleeves.
A friendly reminder.
I just praised you highly in front of the Chief.
Come up with an excuse handy.
Sir.
Wah, you should know your nude pics have gone viral online.
You are put on suspension pending an internal investigation.
Yes, Sir.
What a surprise.
Now that Kwok Yat-ming's caught,
I should make a deposition to close my file
I don't want your name tarnished for framing me.
Sir...
Since you are here, let me treat you to the famous silk-stocking milk tea here.
My pleasure.
I won't find it too hard to swallow.
You are lucky to have such a supportive buddy.
However, does being supportive make one a good buddy?
Think about it.
Are you hinting at something?
Silly. I never beat around the bush.
Sorry...
I forgot the canteen is closed today.
You have my word.
Next time you are arrested, you'll have milk tea, two cups.
A promise!
What now? We aren't this close.
Do one thing for me.
Then no one will ever know about these pics
It's simple.
Get Mak Sei to have a meal.
Sis, yes, it's a celebration.
Still, do you have to show so much legs?
No...
Besides celebrating our cracking the case and Mexico getting his honour back,
it is also about my divorce.
I am now single.
All the papers signed?
It's a clean break for me.
The old me is dead,
I've come back a singleton!
I feel so good!
Let's dance! Yeah!
She means you.
She means us.
She means you and you alone.
Ka-ka... let's dance.
No... Sis Kill will be left alone here.
Sis Kill, join us.
No, thanks.
Enjoy yourselves.
I don't want Bill Kei calling me a gooseberry.
Enjoy your solitaire here.
My arm feels itchy...
Sorry... it's gross.
Not at all. Let me scratch it for you...
It hurts...
Auntie, you don't belong here.
It's not your business.
I'm here to celebrate for being single!
A man is an eligible bachelor whatever his age.
He's still fertile when he's 60.
A woman? A woman of your age?
Go hide in your house and spare the world an eyesore.
Auntie, know your age.
Auntie...
To be honest, you can't pick up a man here.
You... you and you... have nothing to rely on but your looks, figure and men.
Living on your own is the only thing to be proud of.
A man who only cares for your physical appeal is fit for the landfill.
Ko Yan, you and your sirens give private eyes a bad name.
You witch in red, you too will become an auntie one day.
The day is tomorrow.
Justice will prevail.
Sis Na saves the day!
Fix your back first.
Finish our drinks.
Be careful... Sit down...
I used to wear 6-inch high-heels with ease.
Now these 4-inch ones are killing me.
It's natural.
High-heels are self-inflicted torture.
The point is, I am old.
Don't you care what others say.
Let them bark.
Hey... Am I really old?
Am I full of wrinkles?
Babies are born wrinkled.
It's temporary. Then they're smooth as silk
Babies have laugh lines too.
Wrinkles are common.
But I no longer have a market.
All dudes prefer young girls.
Ever heard of the saying "Every flower enters every eye"?
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
Prime ladies like you are learned and understanding.
Those young girls are ignorant.
All they can say is
"Really? I have no idea"
They are idiots.
I may not be able to bear children.
Medicine is advanced.
Women can bear children at any age.
It may well be men's turn to bear children.
What? Why this staring?
Shooting daggers?
I am all ears. I don't want to miss a thing.
Keep talking.
About what?
What's in your heart.
You never praised me for being attractive.
You are drunk.
Hey... Are you OK?
Are you alright?
I'm fine now. Wait for me outside.
No way!
If you are fine, then goodnight.
I am sleepy. I'm off to bed.
See you tomorrow.
Morning... Morning...
Shouldn't you be in bed?
Do you have H5N1, AK47 or PC123?
It's not me.
It's the Legionnaires' disease in this building.
Several floors have been found affected.
We are all in danger.
Have you had the ventilation pipes checked?
It's being done.
You guys be careful.
The mask is suffocating.
The bad breath is hard to bear.
No, mine is refreshing.
Yeah?
Stop fooling around.
It can be serious.
You guys need a body check.
What? It's very costly.
Money is not an issue.
It's covered by your medical insurance.
I've booked you this lab.
Go there in the afternoon.
The plan is quite comprehensive.
Do it and then report to work.
Since it's free. 3 for that: No problem.
What about Ka-ka and Sis Kill?
I need to go with Ka-ka. She can't stand blood.
Legionnaires' disease, got it?
Much more males are affected than females.
Really?
I've fallen asleep.
I am more dead than alive.
What?
More dead than alive.
What have they done to you?
What took you so long?
An autopsy?
More or less.
I was examined from head to foot, inside and out.
How come? It's quite simple for me.
Really?
Maybe I don't do it as often as you do..
What? What do you mean?
Porn?
Hush... the nurse handed it and a paper cup to me.
Then she closed the door.
So besides a blood test,
you were given a sperm test.
You weren't?
No. I save mine for Ka-ka.
So we have different plans?
I got it.
Something's not right with your blood,
so you were given a more thorough exam.
I told you to be careful with what you eat.
Now you have ruined your health.
Save it! I love food for food.
I don't eat for women.
I don't desire or touch them, OK?
How come?
If you are found to have some illnesses,
Sis has to pay for your treatment.
It can cost a fortune.
She did herself a disservice by giving you a sperm test.
What to do with this?
It's embarrassing to take it back.
How else to deal with it?
Wait for me here.
Be quick.
As fast as I can.
Put it inside this one.
Smart!
Lend it to me for the evening.
OK.
Come on...
Slow down... I have cramps...
Come on...
Sis Na... Morning...
Morning...
Hey, let's go out for our work.
Hush... What?
You spy on Sis Na?
That's the only way to get a clear view.
Cheap! Despicable!
See? Multi-angle view, no blind spot.
With upshots and downshots as well!
Let me tell Sis Na about it! You sicko!
Don't...
Don't you touch me! You groper!
I only touched your outfit!
So?
Later.
Let me check her out first.
Bill Kei...
Mexico...
Hey, zoom closer...
Tell me about it.
Cholesterol...
Reproductive function...
Bingo! Yeah!
So she has chosen you.
No wonder you had free body checkup.
Bill Kei was just a plant.
You are the chosen one.
I call it molestation.
Now I am traumatised.
You should be happy.
She has picked you.
Mind your finger.
You are the chosen one.
She still loves you.
It's a premarital checkup.
And then... you know what it means.
She has not asked for my consent.
I would definitely say "no".
She only wants a Mexico junior.
Isn't it cute?
It's just her wishful thinking...
on... Right...
You be careful.
Wear an extra pair of pants tomorrow.
More than one.
You don't know.
Once we were on double beat,
she threw herself onto the felon and caused him serious injury.
This time she won't take no for an answer.
I don't think I can keep my honour.
Save it...
Bill Kei...
Bill Kei's not home yet?
You texted me saying he'd do the cooking.
I should come back early for dinner.
He's sent to Shenzhen for a job.
He can't make it.
So sudden?
It's alright.
Oops...
Lucky first day, OK?
We are on plainclothes anti-crime patrol.
Our targets are pickpockets or check ID for Ils.
Sure.
Senior, are the steps too much for you?
How can you catch the thieves?
Maybe you should go back to the academy for fitness training.
Come on...
Thank you.
Patrolling is not about walking fast.
Know your neighbourhood.
There are four street hawkers in front,
selling pork rind, radish, pineapples and bananas.
Rascal Choi is a regular patron.
He has the habit of littering.
I've issued him tickets many times.
It must be his doing.
I won't tell anyone about your slip.
We learn from our mistakes.
Here you are, my treat.
You've been keeping it for 15 years?
It's the token of our love.
I came across it when doing house-cleaning.
I didn't have the heart to drink it.
I thought I was the only one who remembers.
So you do too. I am so touched.
I am not that old.
My memory has not left me.
It means nothing at all.
Call it fate.
How else do you explain us being left alone here?
Fate? I say manipulation.
Come again?
You enjoy.
Cockroach...
Where?
It's terrifying...
Since when are you afraid of cockroaches?
It's terrifying...
Who has this nerve?
Am I a great help or what?
A call and here I am to check the blockage in your kitchen.
Not a moment too soon.
Hey...
Sis Na?
Just go. I have things to do.
I won't get in your way. Just go ahead.
You are in my way.
I can't do what I want to do with you around. Just go.
Sis Na, spaghetti strap top? Don't catch a cold.
I feel hot right now.
Come again later.
Alright, bye.
Don't go... the kitchen needs you...
Get down to work...
What blockage?
The sink.
The sink? The water went smoothly just now.
That's why it's annoying.
It worked well when you were using it.
It was blocked when I was using it.
Please fix it for me. Sure.
The toolbox here. Thanks.
Can you do it? Be quick.
Let me see...
How is it?
Hey... What?
What is this?
How come? What is this?
It's gross!
It must be Bill Kei's doing.
You know how sloppy he is...
I go change.
You be quick. OK...
How careless of you to block it...
You can save the day.
How dare you...
Tit for tat...
It feels so good... come again... more...
I fixed the sink for you.
How will you repay me?
You have two options. My soul or my body.
Make your pick.
What do you think?
What? That butch beat me to it!
Come on, dig in!
You have gone too far.
It's part of my pay.
Don't worry, I'll clear every plate.
Thank Heaven we are in a cafe,
or your orders would have ruined me.
It's value for money.
It's my acting fee... and extras.
What extras?
I let you grope me.
What?
Her shoulders only.
Sit down.
People would get it wrong.
Sorry.
It's not just my shoulders. You touched my check.
Do you think Sis Na saw it?
Just as you thought, she kept peeping from the door.
She's smart.
We had to let her find it out herself, or she wouldn't believe we are an item.
Pity her. She went to such a length for you
She tried to fool me with that box of lemon tea.
I saw it. It's an old package.
What's the story behind it? Tell me.
It's 15 years ago.
It's her first day on patrol with me as her partner.
As her senior, I bought her a box of lemon tea to break the ice,
and to give her encouragement.
Just like the commercial?
You were quite romantic.
She saw it as a love token.
The real one was long gone.
That one has a tempered date.
So love means never having to say you are thirsty!
You two were deeply in love.
Why did you two break up?
Curiosity kills the cat.
I am Sis Kill of Sham Shui Po.
I grew up with death threats.
Right... sorry.
Scared? Yes...
It's in the past.
It's not possible between us.
Not possible? Then make it clear with her.
I too would rather be told the truth.
You are not her.
She may look tough, but actually she's vulnerable.
She's just divorced.
Ko Yan and his girls gave her a hard time.
She saw me as a lifesaver.
Still, you have to make it clear with her. Just be sincere.
What if it's too much for her?
What if she jumps to her death?
Who's going to bear the responsibility? You or me?
Will she call it quit?
I do hope she sees, and quits.
It'll be fine.
Oh, you groped me!
What?
His shoulder only.
Sit down.
Save it!
Finish the food and we'll go to work.
We failed to get in last time.
Be on our toes.
Play by the book.
Brother Mo, milky, 150.
Go in.
Brother Mo.
I recognise your moustache.
Four-eyed Cheong referred you?
Yes.
Poor guy. His wife did him in.
He's thrown behind bars.
I always say Sichuan girls are unreliable.
What Sichuan? She's from Dongguan.
Good memory.
I got it wrong.
They look authentic.
What are you doing here?
You can't come in.
I am looking for the loo.
The loo?
Seriously, the loo here?
Sorry...
Women have no sense of direction.
They are clueless.
Get this straight.
I let you in but it doesn't mean you can wander about.
Sorry.
Keep an eye on your chick.
I can tell she's your bane.
I'm going to dump her.
How many this time?
Milky, 150.
Take them to get the goods.
This way... Thanks.
If these are proved to be counterfeits,
our job is done and we'll get paid.
As you said, that guy is smart.
We'll be given grey goods the first time.
Only when we are proven to be reliable will we be given counterfeits.
See? They set their own up.
They don't know they are selling counterfeits.
He's making big money.
Smart! You did your homework.
So we have grey goods here.
Good! Let's sell them to make a quick buck.
Good idea!
Just kidding.
Brother Mo, I've been working here for some time.
Running grey goods sure is lucrative.
What about letting me in?
You? Do you have ways to resell them?
I do have my ways.
I too want to make a quick buck.
Do me a favour.
Do you a favour? Sure, 50 grand.
50 grand? So much?
What? Too much for you?
I've already given you a discount.
I don't have so much money.
What about putting me on credit?
I can repay you once I make money.
Don't be silly. On credit?
Just this from me: money upfront.
Wing, I know you will find a way.
You liar!
You said a special treat. It's just congee.
Come on, you are allergic.
You have to eat light before the cause of your allergy is found.
See how colourful it is.
It's as beautiful as you are.
Is it delicious?
3-syllable word: ichiban.
Try it.
Yummy?
You had egg and milk for lunch,
now you have tofu, spinach, carrot, radish and tomato.
If nothing happens,
they are all found to be innocent.
Am I smart or what?
Smart.
No... spare me...
Spare me...
Alright... show your sincerity...
Sincerity?
I'll give you my most valuable.
Norwegian Forest?
Isn't it sweet?
I meant to eat it after you've left.
Since it's you, I am willing to share it with you.
Your most valuable is Norwegian Forest?
You meant to eat it after I am gone?
How naughty of you!
It's Janice's competition entry.
I was hooked after the first bite.
3 for that: my favourite.
I can't sleep without having a bite.
What? You want it all for yourself?
When did your itchiness begin?
Every evening after night falls.
Is it linked to the cake?
What are you looking for?
I suspect your allergy is linked to the cake.
No way. I have had it many times. Nothing happened.
Ching-ching used butter, cheese, pine nuts and essence oil for this cake.
I also tasted a light aroma.
Really?
Here it is. What's it?
Marjoram from Provence.
Mixing it with cream for dessert will give it an aroma.
Marjoram?
Ka-ka, come on...
Try this Norwegian Forest.
I used a new recipe.
OK...
Here you are...
How's it? Good?
Yummy... it has a special taste...
I feel itchy...
Ka-ka, how do you feel now?
The rashes are gone after medication.
The doctor said you are allergic to marjoram.
I am sorry, it's my fault.
Don't be silly.
You didn't know about it.
But this cake with marjoram really has a special taste.
However special, I will never use marjoram again.
I want every cake you eat to be sweet.
Thank you.
Did it ring a bell?
I had Norwegian Forest with marjoram before.
It gave me rashes.
Bingo! So it really is marjoram.
Isaac made it for me.
You remember Isaac?
I remember his look.
We used to make cakes together.
He was my boyfriend.
Do you remember the Norwegian Forest stow I told you?
The man who taught me how to make it was my boyfriend.
His name's Isaac.
He was very good to me.
However, my best friend stole him away.
Our relationship ended just like that.
Then he even disappeared.
Ching-ching said her best friend stole her Isaac.
Ka-ka now has images of her and Isaac.
Could the two Isaacs be the same man?
These are Ching-ching's clothes.
Isn't this Isaac's pin?
Ka-ka, Ching-ching and Isaac had cake making lessons together at the YC Club?