Mister... boss... how's our beer?
Wanna order more?
Get a coaster for a dozen, a towel for three.
And I'll see you to the taxi for ten.
No, thanks. I am done. I am leaving.
Your friend has left. You must be bored.
What about a drinking game with you?
I know all Japanese, Taiwanese or Bengali ones.
What about Taiwanese?
Rock-paper-scissors...
I prefer doing it with a girl. I don't care for golden oldies.
What about dice games?
I am OK with dice games.
Leave me alone. Go to someone else.
You are shy. We can chat.
Are you this hard up?
A beer girl at your age, poor you.
Your husbands in hospital or your son needs a kidney transplant?
I am still single. Do I look like a married woman?
Try and guess my age.
What?
20... times two.
Auntie, beat it.
Call me if you want more.
Your sis...
Half sis... different fathers...
Half of the DNAs.
Very clear image...
The sound's good too.
Hi...
Mister, I am a Lion Beer promoter.
A coaster for a dozen and a towel for three.
What about drinking with me?
I'm not a good drinker,
but I'll try.
A dozen then, please.
Thank you.
What's your name?
Suki.
A rookie?
How did you know?
From the way you open it.
It's OK. Your hand is so smooth.
Withdraw your hand! Don't let him touch you.
Touch your hair.
Thank you.
Target is smitten. Make him drink.
What?
Drink.
Ka-ka, relax...
Lean against him...
Hey... stop it... What are you doing?
I got carried away.
Ka-ka, don't let him get close. Don't let him get fresh with you.
Hey!
Ka-ka, get into character. Go for it!
You are a very open beer girl.
Show him!
Make sheep's eyes.
Make him swoon...
Are your eyes alright?
Your eyelids are fluttering.
A bat or two will do.
Save the sheep's eyes for me.
Tell him there's sand in your eye. Ask him to blow it out for you.
No! Don't do that!
Don't bother with him. Go ahead.
Ka-ka, we may not have another chance. Go for it.
There's something in my eye.
Could you blow it out for me?
Of course!
I don't think it's a good idea.
Just do it.
No! Yes!
No!
This is an order.
It seems to be fine now.
Good for you.
Now you are drunk, you want a rest somewhere else.
Ka-ka, it's entirely up to you.
Ignore him. We are monitoring it. You will be safe.
Don't worry. Just do it.
I feel dizzy and my head hurts.
I need to find a place to lie down.
I happen to live nearby. Go up to my place.
Is it convenient for you?
Of course.
Bill, please!
Bingo! Yeah! Proceed as planned.
Make yourself at home.
You're not feeling well, right?
Are you alright?
Nothing a kiss can't fix.
What do you want?
What you just wanted to do.
I want to use the loo.
Later.
Do you have condoms here?
I don't use them. I mean I don't have any here.
You have none either?
Let me go get some downstairs.
It won't take long... wait for me.
Hang on... what flavour do you like?
Apple.
Apple Suki... you are so kawaii.
Wait for me. It won't take long.
Done!
It's working...
Smart girl. The spy cam is set up in no time.
Where is Silly Chiu?
Probably taking a shower.
What? Shower?
What will happen to Ka-ka afterwards?
Don't worry. Ka-ka can handle him.
I'm back.
What now?
You stink. Go take a shower first.
Later. No!
Where have you been?
I didn't know Musang King durian was available in Sham Shui Po. Great!
Is your stomach a black hole or what?
You didn't see Silly Chu stole a kiss on Ka-ka.
She was taken advantage of.
Why should you care? She's not your girlfriend.
She may become mine.
We'll see then.
There's no stinking food you don't like.
Try it.
Not here.
I smell like roses now. Come on...
Hang on... my turn to take a shower.
Don't bother.
What are you doing?
Can't you see that?
Ka-ka is doomed.
If you rush in, her efforts will be wasted.
Where are you going?
Just wait here.
What is it?
You stink...
Where did you get that stinking bag?
Thanks to Mexico's greed for food.
I knew it's you.
Thank you. You are so smart.
Director, does it mean I can claim my expenses for that?
Hush...
Hello? Uncle Wing?
After him.
Uncle Wing. Come on...
Hello there...
We are here for Mr Wong of 205.
He left word. Come in.
They've gone inside. What should we do?
What are you doing here?
You are after Silly Chiu, I my pa.
Let's not get in each other's way.
Watch for my sign.
Sir... excuse me.
It's hard to get a taxi in this industrial district.
I have waited for half an hour.
My phone battery died on me.
Could I use your phone to call a taxi?
Well...
You can take down my ID number.
Be quick. Thank you.
This way. Thank you.
Here you are. Thank you.
I need a taxi from Tai Yau St in San Po Kong to Tai Po.
My name is Mak.
Ten minutes? OK, thank you.
Thank you, Sir.
You like peanuts too.
To pass the time.
Supermarket stuff is not good enough.
Try Shek Yam Kei in Kowloon City.
Their peanuts are big and fresh, with garlic and red beancurd flavours.
Oh really?
Let me get you some next time I am around.
How very kind of you.
Because you are nice.
I won't get in your way. Goodbye.
Management Office... hello?
An antique clock stolen from a mansion..
Genuine good stuff. Trust me.
Good stuff... but not easy to find a buyer.
When I say action, shoot!
Got it.
We are on an employee's compensation case, not a theft.
Isn't it good to get a Good Citizen Award?
Of course...
Watch out...
Who did it?
Sis Kill?
Rascal, you fooled me...
Hussy, it doesn't concern you.
You've gone too far.
You two are selling stolen goods.
Cops! Hands on your head!
Freeze!
All freeze! Hands up.
You are under suspicion of committing theft and handling stolen goods.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.
A task force was set up after we were tipped off.
We succeeded in locating the warehouse for stolen goods
and were able to recover a large quantity of stolen goods.
Among them the antique clock stolen from the Hung's Mansion.
I believe we have uprooted this crime syndicate.
The credit goes to my leadership and my elite team.
I can't be happier.
That calls for a hotpot celebration.
You brat! If I find out you ratted on me, I won't let you off.
You should have left stolen goods alone.
You had it coming.
This Sis Kill is some girl.
Right, not everyone can put justice over their kin.
Sis Kill indeed, a father killer.
She's sick.
Sis, we cracked a case. Night snack on you.
Ka-ka, it's your first ease. Night snack on you.
Where are you going?
Avoiding me?
Why look so uneasy?
If I am right,
you asked me out last time just to get info from me.
Smart! You've cracked the case.
The PR machine is in full throttle.
What a pity.
The credit goes to Sleazy Sir, not you.
Sorry, I didn't mean it.
Mexico!
Thank you!
What now? This is not like you.
It's rude to ignore people like that.
Sorry, you aren't being rude. You are just down and out.
I am the super detective now.
The credit goes to your buddy.
You two are still on speaking terms, right?
Let me tell you a secret.
You two can only play second fiddle to me.
Fish King Cheong, any recommendations?
We have a wild giant garoupa.
I'm sure you'll love it.
Giant garoupa?
It's easily ten grand a piece.
A gourmet would know the skin is the best part.
Protected by the scales, it has a crunchy texture.
There's a dish called Double Bill.
It's braised giant garoupa skin with Oma abalone.
It's a famous dish during early Republic times.
A gourmet indeed.
Not everyone is this learned.
You can have the giant garoupa at half price.
You are too kind.
It really is heavenly.
Freeze...
Mak Sei, you are suspected of violating the Prevention of Bribery Ordinance
and misconduct in public office.
You are now under arrest.
Mr Cheung Kwok-wah,
did you witness the first defendant Mak Sei accepting the wild giant garoupa
from the second defendant Wong Lung-cheong at a below market price?
I did hear him say he could have it at half price.
Here is the verdict.
The first defendant Mak Sei
is found guilty of infringement of the Prevention of Bribery Ordinance,
as well as misconduct in public office.
He is sentenced to two years in prison.
Sleazy Lo, the game is not over yet.
That fatso couldn't resist food.
He couldn't be this stupid as to do time for a giant garoupa.
Kiu, what's done is done.
You don't want your pa to do time at his age, right?
We can apply for Legal Aid, right?
Get him a good lawyer.
I don't want him to go to prison.
Mom, it won't work.
He's being charged with handling stolen goods.
Justice is not done if he can walk free.
He's your pa after all.
Hold it! I never saw him as my pa.
It's about time he paid for his misdeeds.
Sis, a lawyer can plead for leniency for him.
I know what to do. Just shut up.
Kiu...
It's in the news that Shum Wing Kee deals in stolen goods.
Our name has been ruined. We won't get any customers.
They're acquiring properties in this street for redevelopment
and our lease is up next month.
I mean to close our shop.
It's your pa's lifelong effort.
I don't think he'll agree to it.
It was his effort ages ago.
What has he done since?
Gambling and drinking.
Has he ever paid for On's tuition?
Not a cent.
He keeps taking money from the shop.
Mom, you and I toil for the shop.
Mom, let me quit school.
Come again? I didn't hear you. Louder.
I said let me quit school.
Quit school? My foot!
It is your final year. I dare you!
A degree gets you a better job.
Leave the shop to me and your sis.
We have good hands and feet.
We won't starve without the shop.
It means your pa's lifelong effort will be gone.
You two can't get along.
What will happen to me?
I'll take care of the family.
I'll take care of you... and you.
We just listen to Sis.
I can take more tutoring jobs.
We'll be fine.
(Robert Chu Detective Agency)
What are these? How cute.
Where did Sis get this cool stuff?
A spy cam for detective work.
It's modified.
You can't tell by the look of it.
This is a spy cam.
The lens is here. Isn't it awesome?
Two syllables: Perfect.
What now?
Hands off my stuff if you want to live.
You...
What is it? Stop it!
Sis... What's the ruckus?
How come that one with stubble is here?
A new client?
Kill got us these for a song from Apliu Street.
Let me introduce.
From today on...
Kill is part of our team.
Happy collaboration!
Hi... Hi...
I value talents.
Kill is agile, electronics and tech savvy.
She could handle a welder since she was ten.
She's known as Tai Nam Street's God of Welding.
She grew up in Apliu Street.
She knows all the buyers and dealers.
She knows where to get good deals.
Moreover, she knows people on both sides of the law.
She has friends in the gangland, the garage sector, fencing sector, boxing sector...
You name it.
She has top driving skills. She's fast and neat in her work.
I have faith in her.
She'll become our great help.
Great help in what? Driving? Or getting arrested?
No way. Cops leave cross-dressers alone.
Hey, you two wanna try my scissors?
Try it on him.
On him...
Please, no bullying.
Sis Kiu, welcome!
Now I have another girl for company.
What did you say?
I have another girl for company.
I am here to work, not to provide company.
How dare you cheek her!
I call a spade a spade. I don't mince my words.
But you are cocky!
What do you call these?
Solar flashlight? Is this a Stephen Chow movie?
Street lamp spy cam?
Isn't it too obvious?
Three for that: Rubbishhh!
You just said two: Per-fect.
I meant you.
It's personal.
This is strictly business.
Shop rents aren't cheap in Apliu Street.
For a sung?
Do they actually work?
You guys don't deserve them.
Call it off. Fine.
Hey... don't.
Kill, don't fall to their level.
They suffer from hormonal imbalance.
Just ignore them.
You two want to get fired or what?
For Sis Na's sake, I'll give you a pass.
For my sis's sake, I'll give you a break, for now.
For the soya milk's sake,
I give you a break... till I am done.
We work in the same agency, so we are family.
We are in the same boat,
so do support each other.
We are a full team now.
Get down to work!
Great!
Be still, OK?
Sorry...
Again... cool...
Strike a pose.
Try another pose.
Just shoot and shut up.
No chewing gums, OK?
Sure.
Let me shoot you.
Show me your face. Good!
Birds of a kind.
You ain't no bird... and I am being kind.
A group picture now!
OK, ready?
Pose...
Stop!
Half as cool please.
Make me look thinner. OK.
Who did it?
Me. I said no posing for me.
Don't...
It's no big deal.
The suits cost money.
Stop pointing!
Come over and do it again!
NG. Again.
Where did you get the coffee? It tastes good.
Please, no more elbowing.
Closer.
Look cool. Please don't.
Great...
Looking cool doesn't mean business will be good.
Wanna know why?
Robert... is out.
This is the age of packaging.
Smart Detective Agency has beauties...
With brains.
No comparison at all.
It's about the good brand and a great name!
Clients aren't blind.
Of course they aren't blind.
They can tell.
We can do what you do.
Guys.
3,2,1.
I don't mean this.
I want the professional pose.
See? We aren't just about appearance.
We are a professional detective team.
Sometimes it's good to be delusional.
You can still feel good when you have no business.
What do you mean?
We just cracked a case for BIB.
They promised to give us all their cases. What do you mean no business?
One or two cases mean bare survival at best.
Want to compare with me?
I don't want to humiliate you.
Alright, bring it on. OK.
Why show our weaknesses?
All we have is BIB.
Stop it.
Which side are you on?
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
But Mexico is right. Don't do it out of spite.
This dog eat dog show is a joke.
Come again?
See? You can't even command respect among your men.
You don't deserve my time.
Let's go, girls.
Yes, Boss.
Ko Yan, stop avoiding me!
You said you would give me an answer.
I have not heard from you since.
A change of taste?
For the plain?
Not this plain.
Better than none.
What's this smell?
Salted fish. I can tell.
Why such a smell here?
We'll talk inside. No!
You will just pacify me with your sweet talk.
I want to make it clear in front of witnesses.
You are right.
He'll coax and cajole when no one is around.
I know this cheap man's dirty tricks.
I gave you whatever you asked.
I have nothing now.
How can you be so irresponsible?
Irresponsible?
It's out of our own will. I never made you!
Miss, be specific.
What has he done to you?
Did he con you, molest you or sell you down the river?
Say it. How long do you mean to drag it on?
Miss, allow me to be frank.
With your looks and what you have to offer,
it takes time and patience to find you a good man.
I gave you a report on every attempt.
So she's a client.
Even a client? He's that desperate?
It's handy.
Hey, now we are at it,
You have not done your duty since the bridal night?
Shoo.
How long do I still have to wait?
It has been two months.
Does it mean it will come to nothing?
Miss, he's dragging his feet.
Dragging his feet?
It's between me and my client. Don't cut in.
Why can't I?
You are dragging it and hurting the industry's credibility.
My business is affected. I have to speak up.
A detective should have a sense of mission to help the clients and crack the cases.
Dragging a case for money is undermining our image.
You call yourself a Smart Detective?
I'd say snake oil salesman.
Miss, how much have you paid him?
50 grand in total.
50 grand? It beats running a parallel goods trade.
Miss, Robert Chu Detective Agency will take your case.
Don't worry, no win, no fee.
Hey, you are stealing my client.
No. I am salvaging our industry image. Get lost!
This way.
Meeting time.
I made all these drinks.
Feel free to comment on them.
Herbal tea for you. Good for heatiness.
Why should you be so kind?
How can we work together if we aren't even on speaking terms?
Drink it and we are even.
Your kindness is not appreciated.
Let me have it.
Let me.
I am not as sissy as you are. Whatever.
Our meeting begins.
Please introduce yourself.
My name is Poon Siu-lin.
Others call me Siu-lin.
I commissioned Smart Detective Agency to help me with premarital check.
Shouldn't you go to the Family Planning Association instead?
In case your fiance has an ulterior motive?
Allow me to be frank.
With this face... sorry...
Both your looks and figure are below level.
You are lucky to have a taker.
What makes you think your fiance has an ulterior motive?
It's exactly what I think.
You'll understand when you see how he looks.
He's your fiance?
His name is Duncan, Tang Lik-kan.
I recognise him.
He has been on many magazines.
He's one of the Top Outstanding Young Persons.
This Duncan looks so dashing.
You can tell he comes from a good family and has an overseas education.
He has several vegan restaurants and is an advocate of healthy eating.
He's active in the charity circle.
He's so eligible,
he has stolen the hearts of girls of all ages and stripes in town.
Even I... my friends are smitten.
Hang on... did you say fiance?
Stop kidding. It's photoshopped, right?
Those Korean dramas have gone to your head? He in love with you?
I knew you wouldn't believe it.
Look.
Let me have a look.
Not photoshopped.
She is not lying.
How sweet of you two.
Why should a young and dashing successful businessman fall in love with you?
There's only one reason for it.
You are rich. It's for your money.
What do you do?
I sell salted fish.
No wonder...
Salted white herring, good!
Good stuff.
I have delivery to make later.
Where is your shop?
Sai Wan.
Bingo.
Shops there are selling for tens of millions.
He's after your money.
No. The shop belongs to my aunt.
My parents died early.
I work for my aunt.
You are the heir.
She has seven sons and three daughters.
This is strange.
Prince Charming normally falls for the swan.
But for him to take...
What is he thinking?
Maybe Duncan really loves Siu-lin.
Men are all cheap. No way.
If I can have this salted white herring, I'll die a happy man.
All salted fish are the same.
What's so special about this one?
What do you know?
Premium salted white herring is the XO of salted fish.
It's meaty and rich in aroma.
It's heavenly.
Duncan is a food lover too.
He doesn't mind my salted fish smell.
He's tender and affectionate.
I have never seen a man this caring and kind.
I was making a delivery when we first met.
I am making seaweed salad today.
It's healthy and easy to make.
Blanch julienned seaweed in hot water for a minute or two,
then it's ready to be sewed
Miss, are you alright? Get up.
I'm fine.
Did you hurt your back? Did you hurt your elbow?
I am fine.
That's good.
Guess what you will find in an oyster?
It's not pearl. It's diamond.
Will you many me?
We've been together for half a year only.
I'm not being impulsive.
I have thought it over.
I really want to take care of you, to protect you, to love you for life.
How romantic! It's like a fairy tale.
I do envy you.
It doesn't make sense. Something's not right.
I was overjoyed at first.
But the more I thought about it, the more it worried me.
It's just too good to be true.
Maybe it's a trap.
But what is Duncan after?
That's why you want a premarital check.
You don't want to end up in regrets.
Your problem is our problem.
Don't worry, you'll have an answer in no time.
Sis Kill, please see Siu-lin out.
No. I have something urgent to take care of.
I'm mixing them up as you suggested.
It's provided upon your request.
That means if something happens...
Neither of us should be held responsible.
Spy Cam?
Just you wait.
I didn't know 24 Herb tea mixed with pennywort can be this potent.
Can you smell it?
It's good for cleansing the system after having spicy food.
All the best for her.
Sis Kill, you alright?
You two cheapos, what's this?
You peeping toms, let me castrate you.
Stop... Sis Kill... calm down...
Calm down?
Drop dead...
Statue of Liberty? Awesome.
Tell me, what is going on?
Sis Na, these cheapos set a spy cam up to take sneak shots of me in the loo.
What?
Did you?
Ka-ka, how would I?
How would you?
What's this?
What about the herbal tea?
It's for your heatiness and cleansing.
I think you owe us a thank you.
The herbal tea was laced.
Then you set up a spy cam to film me!
I dare you to deny it.
You two have gone too far.
I am a gourmet, not a peeping tom.
Open your eyes wide.
This is not a spy cam.
It's not a spy cam.
It's a magnifying glass...
For handphone cameras.
It's expensive. It's not a toy.
It's not funny.
I don't care to have fun with you.
There's a test for every admission.
A detective agency is no exception.
The first test is on your ability to stay cool and be observant.
You could notice the spy cam in such an urgent situation,
so you passed this test.
But you jumped to conclusions without making a thorough check.
You wronged two nice guys.
Two for that: Fail-ed.
Nice guys? You two spell lust from head to toe.
Agreed.
Yes, Kill is one-part a butch, one-part a shrew, and...
Hey...
I call a spade a spade,
Still, she's a girl.
You shouldn't bully her.
She is Sis Kill of Sham Shui Po.
She's the bully, not the bullied.
I dare you to repeat it out loud.
I'll cut your mouth out.
Go after him...
Kill... leave it to me.
How many times have I to tell you?
Whoever comes to work here is family.
How can you two men bully a... half a woman?
You are in the wrong.
Sis, you are fair. Well said.
Why are you holding me?
We share the same fate.
I am not done yet.
Penalty time.
No pass?
24 Herb tea plus pennywort is good for cleansing the system?
Then finish it.
Sis, just a sip, alright?
It's flushing out the system.
It's up to Kill to give you a pass.
I am fine if she does.
I am not that cheap.
Finishing it will do.
Not cheap?
No. It's despicable.
You two asked for it.
All the best.
Still alive?
Go try a whole bowl.
I was gutted.
The chicken come home to roost.
All the best.
Can you two make it?
Alive and kicking.
Target coming.
He really is smart looking.
No wonder Siu-lin has this worry.
Smart? It's just the look.
There are no perfect men in the world.
A pretty girl will make them show their true colours.
The job goes to you...
to be doomed.
Ka-ka, go rouse his animal desire. OK?
Not even a look?
What are you looking at?
Try look at me.
Sis Kill, I am tired. Can I take a break?
As you please.
Good idea.
Hi. Hi.
You jog here all the time?
Yes.
That means I can see you here?
My name is Ka- ...
A hot girl took the initiative and he's not interested?
Is he a man or not?
Time for the killer move.
What killer move?
Sis Kill.
She as a honey trap?
You just said it. It'll be doomed.
I know something about women.
Their common trait is jealousy.
How could she do this to Ka-ka?
She's Sis Kill, right?
You tore your shirt. What to do?
Can I help?
You again?
What a coincidence.
Beat it.
Oh no... what to do?
For your friend.
Get his contact.
Could you give me your telephone number so I can return it to you?
Don't bother.
He didn't even look at my goddess.
Is he really the last perfect man?
He should be listed as an endangered animal.
What's your plan?
Just wait and see.
Did you say you work out? How slow of you.
To keep pace with you only.
Spare yourself.
What are they doing?
What about giving Duncan a trial?
This is it?
Are you guys alright?
Just relax.
I know artificial respiration.
After him... he's in worse shape.
Right.
He could do this to Mexico.
Are we really seeing a Good Samaritan?
I see no flaws in him.
He is a perfect man, one hundred percent.
Feeling better?
I do feel better.
Your turn.
Flaxseed pancake, pizza with apple and cinnamon...
A picture is worth a thousand words.
Sure looks good.
This vegan restaurant got rave reviews online,
even on overseas travelling websites.
But I don't care for vegan cuisine.
What about girls?
Enjoy.
Duncan spends his time among so many pretty girls.
That asks for a special kind of self-control.
Not only that, he's good at picking a business partner.
His business partner is Tong Tzi-ying
She's in her thirties, quite a looker.
She's a legend in the catering sector.
Though young, she already owns several vegan restaurants.
Duncan, two reporters want to see you.
OK, thank you.
Looking for me?
Hello, Duncan. We are reporters of an online food magazine.
What about an interview?
Sure. Please sit.
Aren't you the two joggers I just met?
Yes. Your jacket will be returned to you after I've washed it.
Take your time.
We are your fans.
I appreciate your advocacy of healthy eating.
Thank you for your support.
What do you want to know about me?
Is your diet always this bland?
She wonders if a vegan restaurant owner practises what he preaches.
I have given up on meat since I finished my studies in the States.
Vegan eating is healthier than meat eating.
Meat actually contains toxins.
A vegan lifestyle is beneficial to our body.
Healthy eating habits keep illnesses at bay.
It helps improve skin complexion too.
Are you in a hurry?
If not, let me have our signature dishes prepared for you.
Great.
Toby...
Are you alright?
Ask the kitchen to prepare us our signature dishes.
Yes.
Sorry, I have to return a call.
Excuse me.
Hey, look.
The waitress seems to be terrified of Duncan.
Not only that.
There's something between them.
Sir.
Miss, do you believe I am prophetic?
Sorry, what do you mean?
Your phone will ring in five seconds.
Five, four...
Seriously?
We don't just eat with our mouth, we eat with our eyes and nose.
Same with investigating.
We need our eyes to look around.
But the nose?
Didn't you smell it when she was close?
Weed!
Appearance and reality can be very different.
That means this healthy vegan restaurant is actually a vice den.
Jealous lovebirds with mixed vegetables.