He didn't come here for a proper massage.
I'm not going. I'm saving myself for Ka-ka.
He'll let down his guard if he's in a secretive place.
My back is aching, might as well get a massage myself.
Hey, I'm not going!
Massage?
Can I use your toilet?
No, go to a tea restaurant for that.
He came for a massage. He wants to use the toilet.
Are you sure?
I really want a massage.
He really needs to use the toilet.
Quit your act! You said you were tired.
And wanted a good time.
He can take the pressure, find someone stronger.
Is it OK, Sir? Great...
Your shoulders are very stiff.
Has it been a long time?
I broke my arm and couldn't even raise it.
Was he really hurt?
Come in!
Sir, anywhere you feel particularly tired?
No, I'm just hungry.
But my friend is different.
Get him someone strong.
What?
Not a problem!
Your friend is quite strong.
She's my protege, not my friend.
You like this? I'll give you a discount.
Whoever is inside... come on out!
Hey... what are you doing?
Are you alright, Mom?
Butt out!
How dare you start trouble at Shum Wing Kee!
Everyone knows Sister Kill in Sham Shui Po.
Sister Cute? I don't think so.
Shum Wing owes my Big Bro money!
He's a month behind in payment.
Since he's so forgetful, I came to remind him.
Shum Wing owes you money?
Shum Wing...
He's not here.
I have nothing to do with this.
You're cocky!
If you're Shum Wing's daughter, this must be his wife.
You must pay off his debts.
We're not leaving until we get paid.
You'll never open for business again.
No... Kiu, we have money inside.
I also have some savings.
That should be enough.
Mom, let me handle this.
You want money? Here...
See that?
Feel free to use my hardware.
I suggest the choppers.
Chop off his arms as interest paid.
Playing games now?
Not to say I don't have the money,
even if I had, I wouldn't pay you.
Now get lost!
Listen! I'll find Shum Wing.
Tell him to smarten up...
or prepare to be on news headlines.
Let's go.
Kiu, what to do?
If they find your pa, they'll chop him into pieces.
Let them. Then we would have peace.
He's your pa after all.
Help him out for the last time.
I will find him for you.
I can't promise I won't chop him up myself.
Sis Kiu.
Where's my pa?
That tomboy again.
There's something between them.
Where are you going?
ALLS.
Take your time with your number two.
Aren't you his gambling buddy? The loan sharks are after him,
how will you not know where he is?
I know a likely place.
Be quick.
It hurts... please...
Tomboy got Silly Chiu into her car.
After them!
Hey, our car is over there.
It's smart of you to put a spy cam in her car.
Super Sleuth Bill Kei knows it all.
I told you there's something between her and Silly Chiu.
So I took action.
Shum Wing, pick up my call!
Hey, why stop here?
A man and a woman here in the wild.
What are they up to?
Silly Chiu is not just conning employee compensation.
They got off. Should we follow them?
The sun is strong out there.
We can stay put.
It's remote here.
They are either going to a drug lab, an illegal gas station
or to a hostage hidden in a cottage.
It seems today is my turning point.
I am going to crack a crime of the century.
You forgot your medication?
I am not ill. They are suspicious.
Where are you going?
It's for men.
So it's just a call of nature.
Super Sleuth Bill Kei knows it all.
It's a "gathering" in the loo.
I wish.
Silly Chiu can't fake it at such a time.
What about it? What are they doing?
Wow... What?
Nothing.
They came all the way here to stand still?
What are you two doing here?
You tell me.
There's a report on suspicious people outside a public loo.
They fit the description of the mismatch peeping duo in the Police Report.
We are private eyes.
So you said. Prove it.
Our director is on her way.
We are on a case of employee compensation fraud.
Take the shortcut.
Ask Chicken Wah to come.
Problem solved once he sees me.
Chicken who?
Chicken Wah. He's stationed here.
He should be your superior by now.
Chicken who? We have no Chicken Wah here.
Are you new here?
Get me your superior or ask around for Chicken Wah.
Just wait.
Or you got it wrong?
They know no Chicken Wah.
He means a lot to me.
I have to see him.
Besides using our brain,
sometimes we have to get into the suspect's brain.
By thinking their thought, we can predict their next move.
It opens up our mind and everything will be under our control.
Cheung Sir. Yes?
We've taken in 2 peeping toms for questioning.
One insists on talking to Chicken Wah.
Do you know such a colleague?
How does the guy look?
Chubby, with big eyes and a round face.
He fits the description of the fat guy in the peeping duo.
Tell him we have no Chicken Wah here and let him go.
He claims to be a private eye.
His director is on her way to prove it.
I said don't bother.
Just let him go.
If he won't go, feed him a dozen egg tarts from the canteen.
He'll go after he's filled.
Say nothing about me.
Come on, have a tart.
Why are we fed tarts?
Because I am a VIP.
Really for us?
When did you leave the crime scene?
Ask him.
About 6 pm.
About? 5:55 or 6:05?
This is not the way to do it.
Get to the key points.
You! Do you have a gambling habit?
Do you owe people money?
Have you maxed out your credit card?
Did you commit the burglary?
Tell me!
Hey, who do you think you are?
Don't make me charge you with obstructing a public officer.
I was once a cop too.
Cut it out...
You, come on over.
You two can go now.
So soon? Our director isn't here yet.
I owe you no explanation.
Finish your tart and go.
I won't go before I have seen Chicken Wah.
I feel thirsty.
What about a coffee?
What Chicken Wah?
We've been here long enough.
We have to tail Silly Chiu, remember?
Now that I am here, I have to see Chicken Wah.
Sir, can I leave by myself?
What? He's still here?
Be competent.
Shut up and throw him out.
This is an order.
Chicken Wah, you still take your time out here and it's always this cubicle.
Try something new.
Oops, food stain. Oh...
Hey...
Seven minutes, not bad.
Run... come on...
What about jumping off?
Don't come near me...
I know I owe you.
It's more than egg tarts can make up.
I am sorry, alright?
Easy... what's the big deal?
Don't come near me... or I'll jump.
If you had this nerve,
you would have been called Gutsy Wah instead.
All I ask is a new start.
Why won't you leave me alone?
I won't leave you alone?
Two years! I've been waiting for this day for two years.
What about me?
I've been living in remorse for two years.
Yes, I testified against you in court.
Or you wouldn't have had to do time for Fish King.
So you know.
You have to pay for that.
Right now!
Pay me back now!
Alright!
I can't stand another two years of living with guilt and shame.
Let's settle it once and for all.
I don't care for your life.
I mean the freshly baked killer trio.
What? You almost made me jump down.
It's all for the 3:15 pm teatime delight,
freshly baked Portuguese tart, custard tart and egg tart?
Yes. Why not?
They have been haunting me for two years.
I miss the crispy shell and the creamy filling.
What did you say? I didn't hear you.
Rascal, it's well past 3:15 pm.
Get them or they will be all sold out.
So you aren't mad at me. You just miss the killer trio.
Get them now or I'll skin you like a Peking duck.
Right away.
Not on your knees...
Alright, we are even.
Save it.
Go get the tarts.
Fish King, doing time...
Mom, be careful.
Go sit down.
Have you found your pa?
I've been to every district. He's nowhere to be seen.
What to do?
I've been feeling uneasy all day.
This jade Guan Yin is now cracked.
It's a bad omen for your dad.
Don't worry. Sis Kiu and I have sent people out for him.
Uncle Wing will be fine.
It's hard to say.
He has so many foes.
Maybe he's already chopped up and fed to the dogs.
He's your pa after all.
You have the heart to let him die?
His death means a relief to us.
He simply fled every time he got into trouble.
We've had to clean up the mess for him.
I'm used to paint attacks, ever since I was small.
First it's our house; then the shop as well.
Mom, you have never had a peaceful day.
We owe him from our past lives maybe?
Hello?
Yes... right away.
Auntie Tsat had a slip at home.
I have to go to her right away.
Auntie Tsat? But she's gone back to the Mainland.
Could it be Uncle Wing?
Psst... over here.
How come you are covered in blood?
The loan sharks did it to you?
I thought you wouldn't come until I was chopped up.
Take your time.
Why are you hiding here?
Go home. We can talk it over.
Easy... it hurts.
Go home? I dare not.
That hussy can't wait to see me getting chopped up.
Indeed.
Just your head? Heaven has no eyes.
Witch, didn't I warn you about being tailed
Kiu, look at your pa. The loan sharks have roughened him up.
Are You happy now?
Please, I beg you, pay for him for the last time.
Let me see... it does look serious.
You are bleeding.
It hurts...
What are you doing?
Be still... What now?
I knew you faked it.
It's ketchup mixed with water.
You faked it?
It's because you gave birth to this unloving daughter.
Be mean to your pa, you'll be struck by lightning.
Spare me that.
You want money? You have money.
Go get your last supper.
You are father and daughter... you can talk it over.
No... unless it's at his grave.
Come on... be careful...
They're gone...
It sure was popcorn time.
What an unloving daughter.
I am fortunate to have a sister like you.
Save it.
I'll pay for your protective gear of cling wrap, mask and goggles.
What for?
She's as peppery as pepper spray.
You need all the protection you can get.
Uncle Wing, it did look fake.
Let me talk Sis Kiu over, alright?
Don't beg that hussy.
Daughters are losing deals.
How terrible is your situation?
Tell me, how much do you owe them?
Plus interest, 60 grand or so.
Well... now I do have a way...
Greed knows no bounds... The Millionaires National Treasures.
Restaurant
I can tell you are hungry.
You don't tell, you feel it.
To me, I feel it 24 hours a day.
Then let's be quick.
When she gets into her car,
you block her view with your massive body.
Then the agile me can get in and get the spy cam back.
I'll make you baked portobello mushroom with cream cheese and tuna.
Juicy and fragrant mushroom with golden cream cheese,
seasoned with black pepper and spices.
Then... Go... go...
Hey...
How could you desert me...
You two stop your freak show.
Bill Kei put the spy cam in,
Shouldn't he get it back?
What are you talking about?
For Cantonese, press one.
For fortune?
Press fate.
You two freaks have the nerve to come back?
This is my turf.
Your fate is either getting chopped up, maimed or killed.
I dare you to do it in public. Come on...
Take it easy... nothing heroic in bullying two dudes.
You got their backs?
So they are your underlings?
So, settle the score with me.
Actually we three are...
Private eyes. I could tell.
Shum Wing, pick up my call!
I found it strange.
Loan sharks don't use expensive European brands.
You are right. We are on a case.
You aren't our target.
If they have inconvenienced you, let me apologise to you.
I have no skeletons in my closet.
I just want to tell you,
you didn't have the eye.
What do you mean?
Do you know my nickname? Super Sleuth Bill Kei...
Screws it all...
What did you say?
For Cantonese, press one.
For fortune?
Shut up!
It's obvious they aren't up to scratch.
What I want to tell you is,
this is a subpar spy cam.
Yes, it is an RF transmitter,
but it's not on auto frequency control.
It is easily detected when the frequency is interrupted.
A European brand doesn't mean a guarantee.
When you want equipment next time, come to me.
I suspect she's actually a guy in disguise.
I think I saw stubbles. You did?
Sis, you were awesome.
I'd say she's more awesome.
She's worth more than you two put together.
You two pieces of rubbish go back to the agency and pack.
Leave nothing behind. Now get off.
She means you. She means you
You get off.
She means you. She means you.
I mean you two.
She just wanted us to move back.
How come it's locked.
It's never locked.
Do you have the key?
No. There is no key.
Wow...
A fruit plate here.
Kyoyo grapes!
I thought it's just a tidying up.
But it's actually a total makeover with a new air-con.
Soft drinks!
A personal internet bar!
Let me see the kitchen.
Wow...
What?
It's equipped with everything a kitchen should have.
There is a halogen oven!
How handy.
Make me a roast chicken.
No room service here.
Why not a roast suckling pig?
Take it easy. Have some fruit to calm yourself down.
A price list?
French spring water, 10 dollars.
Kyoyo grapes, 200 dollars.
Strawberries, 200 dollars.
You got the decimal point wrong.
Or it's just a prop.
I don't think so.
It's Sis.
My dearest guests, isn't it cool?
Sure, with five-star hotel charges.
Next time get Shine Muscat. It beats Kyoyo grapes.
I am glad you're enjoying your stay.
Please pay up so we all can go to sleep.
Pay up?
The price list is not a prop.
It is for real.
Let me brief you on the terms.
The room rate is 200 dollars per day.
Services are charged as listed.
This is daylight robbery.
It says board and lodging in the contract.
Yes. Lodging means a bed space, other luxuries are extra.
Board means a piece of bread, Kyoyo grapes are extra.
Pay up or it means unilateral termination of contract.
The compensation is much more expensive.
I thought you had a conversion.
Old habits do die hard.
Sis, it's for outsiders only, right?
We are siblings.
Blood is thicker than water.
Mr Yeung Tak-kei, in the past five minutes,
you consumed a soft drink and air-con service.
Air-con is charged 20 dollars for an hour or part of an hour.
How did you know?
Bill Kei, and you call yourself Super Sleuth.
She's watching us through the surveillance cam
Don't worry. The bathroom is exempted.
I don't think I can stand the sight.
All I ask is that every night at 10 pm,
you pay your daily rent into the piggybank behind you in full view of the cam.
Then it is live and let live.
The money will be put into the renovation fund.
I hereby thank you on behalf of the fund.
Pay up time.
Goodnight.
Bill Kei, is breakfast ready?
I ate nothing last night to save money.
Dig in.
That's it?
Canned fish and fish crackers.
They are from my private collection.
Am I nice?
What? You don't care for fish?
Can't stand the fishy smell?
We are operating in the red.
You have no choice.
Don't dream of being served with fish king.
Have you tried fish king before?
It's not to my taste. I prefer red wine.
Is the word fish this terrifying?
Three for that:
Something's wrong.
Theft in Red Wine King's Mansion
It's said in No 68 of Detective Pineapple Bun,
we have to get into the skin of every character.
Now I am security officer inside and out like Kevin Cheng in Eye in the Sky.
Besides exhibiting a cool look,
I have to do my homework too.
No surveillance cameras here, and with the bushes behind,
this is the security blind spot of the mansion.
Super Sleuth Bill Kei knows it all.
Still alive?
Believe me, I am from the security company.
Their officer is already here.
What's the ruckus?
Mr Hung, this jerk imposed as a security officer.
Let's call the police.
Some idiotic staff.
Mr Hung, he's my man.
He's here to check your surveillance system.
He's not an imposter.
Since he's Mr Mak's man, it's alright now.
It's alright now.
Mr Hung, I've checked everywhere.
Though you have a surveillance system,
the wall at the back is too low,
so burglars can literally walk in.
Stop it! Who are you to speak here?
You have ruined Mr Hung's mood for red wine.
It's alright.
Now we are at it.
What do you think about this wine?
Lafite 82 sure is good.
It's a good year with plentiful sunshine and scanty rainfall in Bordeaux,
the perfect condition for grapes.
Premium grapes mean premium wine.
The smell alone transports me to a fruity spring.
Cheers. Cheers.
Take the whole bottle. Good.
Freeloader.
Mr Hung, tell me about the theft.
I got an interior decoration company to do my renovation last month.
It was found out during the acceptance checking two days ago.
Check if the workmanship is up to scratch.
Not bad. Thank you.
Uncle Tung will clear the balance with you.
Good. Thank you.
Uncle Tung, put things back in place.
Yes. Got it.
Mr Hung... the antique clock is missing.
What?
Besides the antique clock, several trophies are missing.
They aren't expensive, but they have sentimental value.
That's why I had Uncle Tung put them on top of the cabinet before the renovation.
They went missing afterwards.
What are you doing?
Your phone?
Are you drunk? Come on...
Mr Hung, so it seems some of the workers did it.
I've called the police already.
Let them do the investigation.
Mr Hung, is this door new?
Yes, I had it changed during the renovation.
Do you believe in feng shui?
Yes. Not really...
I wonder if I had picked the wrong day for renovation.
A worker had a fall on the first day.
It's lucky I have an insurance policy. Or it would have been costly.
What a cabinet...
Take a pic as memento.
What? 3, 2, 1...
Cut it out... Smile.
He's a joker. Don't bother with him.
He looks like a mess.
What about you?
Mr Hung's red wine was heavenly.
You were not here for the case. It's for the wine.
You can't fool me.
Super Sleuth Bill Kei knows it all.
I saw through you from the newspaper.
What? Am Ian open book to you?
It's simple.
No. 1 Guasha Bay. It's where Silly Chiu got his injury.
Then there's the antique theft.
I am sure the two are linked.
What about the car breaking down?
You have been staring at it for half an hour. Can you fix it or not?
No.
It's what people do when their cars are out of order.
I'll leave you to it.
Mist is not wholesome.
Chicken Wah, you are my mascot.
Give me a ride back.
It's a bright and auspicious day.
Mexico Sir, long time no see.
Give me a hug.
Spare me. We are Chinese.
Aren't they the private eyes taken in yesterday?
What do you know?
He used to be my superior.
Were it not for him,
I wouldn't have been promoted to this position in so short a time.
You are too kind.
Chicken Wah, as their senior,
you should brief them on Mexico Sir's glorious past.
No better day than today, just go ahead.
Yes, Sir.
Mexico Sir was our super detective.
Our division head saw highly of him.
He's our superstar. Up and coming.
It's a pity his rise turned out to be short-lived.
Carry on.
He was discharged.
Be coherent and fill in the details.
Which rule did he break and why he had to do time.
Misconduct in public office.
He got close with the gangster Fish King for some rare fish.
The moral for you rookies is,
don't cross the line.
He's your cautionary tale.
His fall was complete.
Want a comeback? No way.
I do find being a private eye a cool job.
You can enjoy the air of freedom.
You don't have to suffer people you can't bear.
But looking for missing pets is below you.
It's a waste of your talents.
Why don't you help me catch cops committing misconduct or are on the take?
Don't you go too far.
Private investigation is a sacred job.
Super Sleuth Bill Kei knows it all.
Looking for missing pet is no different from cracking thefts.
It's lost and found for the owner.
They both demand talents.
If I am correct,
you are in charge of this case.
I pity Mr Hung.
His case is not in good hands.
I am sure he'll soon call the Police Commissioner to have you replaced.
Allow me to send you a condolence gift.
What should it be?
I got it! Last supper-
I'll chip in.
Thanks to Mr Hung...
His wine is really good.
Let's talk over our glasses.
Mexico, tell us what you have found.
Silly Chiu was behind the No 1 Guasha Bay theft.
Yes, it is our job to make bold assumptions and careful deductions.
However, does yours have any leg to stand on?
Do you remember how he got injured?
He fell from the ladder when he was replacing the door of the side hall..
How tall is the door?
Less than two metres.
What about the cabinet?
I measured it that day. About 2.2 metres.
So?
Why would he fall from that height?
He was committing theft.
Mr Hung, the valuables are put on top of the cabinet.
Uncle Tung, thank you.
Just go back to your work. Sure...
He wanted to check whats inside and steal them later.
You do have the beauty and the bum... I mean brain.
Very smart of you.
I also think he had this intention.
His injury facilitated his next move.
As we know, he's aware of the blind spots of the surveillance system.
He's a locksmith too..
He's on injury leave.
The police wouldn't suspect him.
OK, let's assume he's fully recovered.
He committed the theft while the renovation was still going on.
But how could he do it when he's being shadowed by you two.
The day before the renovation was completed...
You went for erotic massage.
What's erotic massage?
Right, what's erotic massage?
That makes you moan and groan with ecstasy.
Don't you remember?
Silly Chiu was the one who moaned and groaned.
Now we are at it. He did it for the first five minutes only.
Then it was silence.
This is what happened.
Brother Chiu, it has been some time.
I missed you.
How sweet of you.
Your arm is injured.
You can cure it.
Could you do something for me?
What is it?
I have to slip out.
You keep the secret for me.
I'll marry you afterwards.
A happy ending to our love story.
Don't lie to me.
Those are just your assumptions.
They are not good enough for me.
In our business, no pics, no truth.
Moreover, we are investigating an employee compensation case,
not a theft.
If he's already fully recovered, the seams will show.
Right. Then we take pics to prove it.
So the Pope is Catholic.
Have you figured out where and when to do it?
If only you were still a cop...
Your superior gives you a hard time?
He has been treating me like dirt since you left.
He took all the credits and I the blame.
Tell me about it, let me help you with it.
Lately it's Mr Hung's case.
He is worried if he can't crack it,
it'll turn him into a laughingstock.
He keeps turning the screw on me.
I am on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
I see. It's no big deal.
I can pass you some tips so you can shine.
Don't tell that Sleazy Lo about it.
Don't let him claim the credit.
Of course not.
Do you mean it?
It just happens I am working on the same case.
Don't bother. You have an injured arm.
My right arm is alright. I am OK.
You are back. Yes...
Come on, give us a hand.
Please, you are not welcome here.
The shop is mine.
I come and go as I please.
I dare you to give up the name Shum.
Why are you back?
What about the creditors?
What is this?
A good deal from your buddy Silly Chiu, alright?
Yes.
I can take care of my debt.
I won't ask for a cent from you.
Come on...
Isn't it good? The family is whole again.
Give a hand...
The case is not working well?
The case is OK.
Something strange happened when I was out.
Slow down...
Come get me...
It was so real, like it did happen.
But I have no memory of it.
Did you have an accident?
When I was in year 3.
About half a year's memory was lost to me.
However hard I tried, I can't recall what happened during that time,
whom I'd met or whether I was happy.
I can't remember anything at all.
Maybe revisiting the place stimulated your Hippocampus,
so some memories came back.
I had never been to the Sai Kung seaside.
How come I could have such an image?
I want to get back all my memories.
I don't want to miss any happy memories.
Slow down...
Catch me for minced meat with rice.
Where are you? Come out! Or I'll be mad.
Where are you?
Where are you? Come out!
Come on, come out...
Ka-ka.
Sit...
I am sorry. I got carried away.
Did I scare you?
No. I should say I'm sorry instead.
Did it hurt?
No. I have very thick skin. I am fine.
Sorry.
Did you remember something unhappy?
I don't know.
But you did trigger it.
I triggered it?
When you put your face close to mine,
I somehow couldn't control myself and slapped you.
I thought revisiting the scene could help recall your memory.
It seems it's a blotched job.
Not really.
I did recall something before I slapped you
The boy was trying to kiss me too.
His face was blurry.
But I did see the badge on his shirt.
Then we have a clue.
It'll be a great help for our investigation.
I should thank you.
You are welcome.
If it could help you, I don't mind more slaps.
Ka-ka, this is your first operation alone.
Be careful.
Put this on, stay in contact.
Try to make him talk.
If he asks you in, set up this spy cam.
Just take pics as evidence.
Try not to go home with him. It's dangerous.
This is a recording pen.
What should I write down?
It's for taping.
If you had not blown it, she wouldn't have to work alone.
You can play a beer girl.
Just relax.
Silly Chiu is just a normal man.
He'll put his guard down for a pretty girl.
Ka-ka, cry "stop" when necessary.
Bear this in mind:
I am around to protect you.
Don't worry. I had sting operations when I was a reporter.
This is my first time playing a beer girl though.
What worries me is drinking games.
All I know is paper-stone-scissors.
I know drinking games.
What now?
It's for our work and to support Ka-ka.
Ka-ka, take it easy. I got your back.
Here come the twins.
Yeah...