What makes you think Mexico is here?
Super sleuth Bill Kei knows it all.
My ears told me.
I can't go home if we stay out too late.
Don't worry, I'll take you back to New Tai Tam Village.
That's why you know he's here?
Look, the Uncle is over there.
Hello, I'm looking for Mak Sei.
There's no one here by that name.
Come on, I'm looking for him.
Never seen him before.
Do you know him, Miss?
Uncle Tong, that's Mexico
But he's not here right now.
Let me see... it looks like him.
Listen to me, Mexico is a creep.
Because Uncle Tong is forgetful,
he's always asking him for money.
$20 here and there won't kill me.
Still! $20 is your money.
He keeps saying he needs to buy food.
Like they say on Police Report, everything adds up.
He'll soon con you out of your old age allowance.
Can you give us his number so that we can call him?
I'll call him for you... where's my phone?
Right here!
Right...
His phone is off.
Mexico is so stupid he doesn't know how to charge a phone.
He's been gone for 3 days.
The battery must have died.
3 days?
Mexico has been missing for 3 days?
That's nothing.
Last time he was gone for a year.
What now? How can we find him?
Did Mak Sei leave any personal belongings behind?
Can we take a look?
No. Whatever he owns is on him.
Uncle Tong, Mexico sent you a picture on your mobile phone.
Right! Where's my phone?
Right here, Uncle Tong!
(Yin Kee Recycling Shop)
A childhood taste,
egg puffs under the flyover.
You're right! Mexico is over there.
Ka-ka, looks like he has gone mad.
Let me protect you.
Don't be afraid.
Inspector Mexico!
Super! This thing looks useless.
Mexico, remember me?
I never forget a pretty face.
I'm Ka-ka, I'm here on behalf of the Robert Chu Detective Agency.
Detective Agency?
You've heard of us? That's great!
I won't work for you.
Why?
I'm busy.
If he's busy, we shouldn't impose. Let's go.
Wait!
Mexico, the Agency really needs you.
We came in good faith.
Let me help you.
Ka-ka, I'll do it. You'll hurt your hand.
Good! Go for it.
Where to? Over there.
Be careful, Ka-ka.
You too.
Well? Is this OK?
2 steps forward... 3 steps back...
Take a step forward.
That's where I was! That's right!
We did you a favour.
Now you should help Ka-ka and join the Agency.
Sure... on one condition.
We'll do whatever you ask.
I want you... to get me a left roast goose drumstick with rice from Chuen Kee.
Right away!
Wait... the pretty lady goes.
I have something easier for you.
Thanks... sit down.
I'll get...
Eat it while it's hot.
I'm thirsty.
Let me help you.
Bloody Fatso, I have yet to dine with my goddess,
but you beat me to it.
Ka-ka, I have a question on English for you.
Sure!
How do you pronounce H-E-R?
It's...
Fish, shrimp and crab, which is your favourite?
I like...
Shrimp!
That's right! How did you know?
You're done?
That's right!
Looks quite sturdy. Hey...
Come back to the Agency with us.
Wait... do one more thing for me.
Find me the best egg in Hong Kong.
Cheers!
How many, Sir?
Never mind.
Bill Kei! Ka-ka!
You found it?
Of course! Take a look.
No... not this one either.
The colour itself says it all. Look again.
I knew it. I came prepared.
Tada... fresh from the farm in Yuen Long.
Have you eaten eggs before?
Artificial feed is used to raise chickens on a farm.
Their eggs have no taste.
Hey, if nothing is good enough for you,
look for it yourself.
If you can't find it, I'm not going back to the Agency with you.
Let's see who's in bigger trouble.
I don't buy the idea the Agency can't do without you.
Let's go.
Not everyone is cut out to be a PI.
You're only cut out to look for eggs, Super.
Don't!
Egg, if you'd taken one more step,
you wouldn't have ended up like this. What a waste!
Mexico, we'll find the egg you want.
Mexico, we've found it.
Very rich smell.
Mild but rich, tender but domineering.
I feel like I'm afloat in a sea of egg batter.
This is it. Where did you find this?
A friend of mine owns an organic farm
that has free-range chickens.
These eggs were freshly laid this morning.
Free-range chickens? I love you.
Make way! Where are you going?
Ka-ka...
Go after him!
This is not what I want.
No egg puffs if you can't find the eggs I want.
The tables are turned on you now.
The eggs are for egg puffs?
Thanks. Brother Hong egg puffs were famous back then.
You can smell his egg batter from the 18/F.
Cut the crap! I built you a cart and found the eggs you want.
It's time we got back to the Agency.
No, not until I get to taste his egg puffs.
I will not give up.
That's ridiculous!
I'll do anything to eat those egg puffs.
Don't test me.
Come on... Come on...
Stop!
If we convince Brother Hong to make you egg puffs,
you must go with us to the Agency.
Deal or no deal?
Ka-ka...
Deal!
Don't renege!
How can we convince Brother Hong without the right eggs?
Let's go buy other egg puffs.
Of course not!
Mexico only wants Brother Hong's egg puffs.
You've been missing for 3 days,
Uncle Tong has been worried about you.
Why don't you call him?
Uncle Tong? It's me.
Who are you?
Mak Sei!
Why did you disappear again?
I'll be back when I get to taste the egg puffs I had as a child.
I had no idea what Mexico was saying.
But I knew when I saw Brother Hong.
He meant Brother Hong's egg puffs.
Mexico wants his childhood memory back.
That Bloody Fatso can't be so sentimental.
Look... here's an article on Brother Hong.
Brother Hong keeps a low profile despite his famous egg puffs.
He has never given an interview
and for some unknown reason, he quit making them 15 years ago.
Brother Hong was quite handsome when he was young.
This girl... Follow me!
[Little Annie]
Hold this...
See if it's the same person!
You're right, it is!
Her name is Annie Tang. Shes a cartoonist.
I'm one of her fans
and have a collection of her works. See?
Are you taking me to the Agency like this?
You'll soon find out.
I'm fine... are we there yet?
Almost... no peeking!
Move aside...
How did you convince Brother Hong to make egg puffs again?
They found the eggs I lost 15 years ago.
You still haven't told me about the eggs.
Don't you get it? You're Inspector Gourmet.
That's because my IQ is here and yours is here.
Brilliant! You don't crack a smile when you tell a joke.
The eggs showed up in the story of White Sugar Sponge Cake & Egg Puffs.
(Little Annie)
White Sugar Sponge Cake is the heroine of the story.
She's a cartoonist who loves to draw in the park.
Each day before she begins,
she would buy egg puffs from the Egg Puff Man.
One day, Sponge Cake gave Egg Puff Man a special carton of eggs
that warmed up his heart.
This carton of eggs was the last present
Sponge Cake gave Egg Puff Man 15 years ago.
Annie Tang is Sponge Cake,
Egg Puff Man is Brother Hong.
Annie Tang put their story into her comics
but she died of cancer soon afterwards.
That's why Brother Hong stopped making egg puffs.
I thought Brother Hong was looking for the best quality eggs.
I was so xxx wrong...
What was that word in the middle?
Ghastly! Brother Hong was looking for the sentiment behind the eggs,
I wanted him to make me egg puffs
because I wanted to relive my childhood taste.
Why didn't I think of that? How super of me!
You ate Brother Hong's egg puffs when you were a kid.
And you collected all of Annie's comics.
If we didn't put your childhoods together,
we couldn't have consoled Brother Hong.
Mexico, where are you going?
Where exactly is the Robert Chu Detective Agency?
Sign here and you'll be our chief senior investigator.
It's just a nominal title.
My condition is I want you...
But I'm the Director.
I mean you must provide room and board.
You can move into my old flat.
What? I have to live with him?
I don't mind.
Sis!
Shut up! You're fired if you refuse,
and Mexico gets the flat to himself.
Listen, in this day and age,
it's hard to find a flat these days.
Fine! I'll live with him.
Good! The flat is settled.
What about food?
All inclusive. He's a chef.
He'll cook whatever you want to eat.
This way.
This is your room, all you have is a mattress.
Forget about borrowing from me.
I have nothing to lend you.
It'll leak when it rains.
If you don't want to get wet, use an umbrella.
The toilet is clogged up every other day.
Feel free to leave if you can't stand it.
Not me. Worry about yourself.
We'll see about that.
Close the door.
The rippling sound is great.
The flat is old, worn down, stinky and leaking.
What kind of a man can sleep like a log?
Hey, I'm hungry. I need to eat.
It's late. Make it yourself.
My contract includes room and board.
You want to get fired and sleep on the street?
2 slices of luncheon meat, each 7 mm thick.
7 mm!
3 sausages, cut each...
I'll cut your fat head, then your fat hand,
then your fat leg and your fat eyes.
Add a fried egg.
Slightly burnt on the rim.
I'll burn it and give you cancer.
I wish you'll get diarrhea.
And bean sprouts.
Where will I get that at this hour?
Just add some vegetables.
Vegetables?
Eat green onions.
Here... I'm warning you, don't bother me again.
They're my benefits.
Benefits..
Now what?
I'm hungry. I have to eat again.
You just ate.
Yes, I eat 9 times a day.
You want benefits, fat pig?
I'll chop off your fat hands and ears,
fry them and stuff them in your fat mouth,
so you can eat yourself.
Morning, Benefits!
Benefits my foot!
Ka-ka! Morning!
I'm glad you're here in time.
You're leaving?
No, I just got up and want to air the room.
You're here early.
I got up early so I came over so we could go to work together.
You want some molten lava cake?
Yes!
Something sweet in the morning?
Yes, your day starts with breakfast.
Something sweet will put you in a better mood.
No wonder you're so pretty.
Thanks. Let's eat together.
I'll get knives and forks.
You like it here, Mexico?
I've been hungry since I woke up.
But my flat mate is on strike.
He wanted to chop me up.
Luckily you got here in time,
or I would have become human sashimi.
Flat mate?
It's just a misunderstanding.
I saw a big fat cockroach.
That's why I wanted to chop it up.
I'm sorry I scared you.
I get scared easily.
Perhaps I should sleep under the flyover again.
I don't want to be scared again.
I'd better move out tonight.
It's cool, breezy and free.
Let me help you pack.
No, it's dusty and polluted.
It's bad for your health.
Really?
I have an extra sofa in my flat.
Why don't you move in with me?
I have an open kitchen full of snacks, OK?
OK! No way!
You have an open mind and I feel so welcome.
Of course I wouldn't mind.
Mexico, nothing beats a place of your own.
This place is a bit of a dump,
but you have 24-hour room service.
Speaking of benefits...
What would you like for breakfast?
British, French, Italian or Russian?
That's so hard to choose.
Why don't you make some of each?
You can make a buffet breakfast.
No problem! Just don't move out.
Thank you, Benefits!
If you really don't like it here,
don't force yourself.
I won't. Someone else might.
What?
Not me.
I'm drooling, you're such a good cook.
Let's talk while we eat.
Great!
We have a full team and it's a good start.
I just took a case from BIB insurance
regarding an on-the-job injury.
They want to know if their client is faking the injury for a claim.
His name is Kwan Chiu, a.k.a. Silly Chiu.
If we find evidence he was faking it,
BIB promised, he'll give us all their cases.
Relax, Sis! Ka-ka and I will do our best.
Who says you're going with Ka-ka?
Then I can learn from Mexico.
You can learn from me.
Learn how to screw up?
Super Sleuth Bill Kei knows it all.
Don't be a pain and shut up.
You're now a team, complimenting each other.
Ka-ka, I have another assignment for you.
"You're not a horse."
What does that mean?
You can't be serious.
I'm all for democracy.
You can choose whether or not to do this.
No objections?
Ka-ka, come with me. Let's go.
What?
You intend to watch him from here?
Super Sleuth Bill Kei knows it all. Watch me.
You smoke?
He won't spot me by a cigarette bin.
But not when your cigarette is not lit up.
Smoking is bad for sexual performance.
You have a target?
Never mind that. You have a better idea?
What's most abundant in this neighbourhood?
Street vendors.
Go with the flow, super!
Come on, sit down!
Surveillance rule ♪1, don't be conspicuous.
For you to watch the target without giving yourself away,
a junk collector is the perfect cover.
I know that.
Ditch the cigarette.
Here comes the target.
Hey, where are you going?
Alls.
"Alls"? He's taking a dump.
Hey, you want my business or not?
What?
How much is this phone?
I don't want relics.
Give me $100.
Not even for $50.
$30? I said "no"!
How about $10?
Here's $20 to flush it down the toilet.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Where is that Bloody Fatso?
What's taking him so long?
Your chicken is tender like a Miss Hong Kong's hands.
How do you know? You touched them?
I saw on TV.
Silky white... I'll keep eating. Great!
Here... give me $100.
Not even for $50.
$30? I said no!
How about $10?
Here's $20 to flush it down the toilet.
Thank you. You're welcome.
You were here before. Is this a scam?
A Formula I driver?
You don't own the street.
Don't mess with me.
You have your menopause already?
I'll catch a cold, Sister Kill.
They know each other?
Where's that Bloody Fatso?
Silly Chiu took off! Stop eating!
Get in!
Unlock the car!
It's not locked!
You should have told me!
You win if you can put that in your mouth.
Let's see which is steadier, the ride or my hands.
A super sleuth must be an ace driver.
You won't be saying that if a traffic cop slaps you with a ticket.
This car is a piece of crap!
You're in luck! Dragon Hotpot is up ahead.
Let's have an early lunch.
I lost the target. I'm not in the mood.
Eat all you can while you're happy.
You can't be happy on an empty stomach.
What?
Sorry...
Silly Chiu is here!
I told you.
That's dumb luck!
Then why didn't you tell me?
What game are you playing?
What's that crap...
Silly Chiu, apologise to Brother Chili Pepper.
Sorry, Brother Chili Pepper.
Did I spill beer on you?
Silly Chiu already apologised.
He broke his arm working for you.
You should be accountable for his disability.
A little scratch here and there is expected.
If you don't want to get hurt,
stay home and put diapers on babies.
That's right!
You want a dip for your chips?
You want to play?
You started it.
What's that?
They're likely to tee off a fight. Let's go.
The pot of tea smells great.
I'm talking about a fight!
You want prawn chips?
I ought to hit you!
Prawn chips, please!
My boy is a nobody who can afford to have a limb or two broken.
But you're blue blood.
It wouldn't be very nice if you got hurt.
Are you threatening me?
Do you know what I value the most?
Loyalty. I know many veterans and have a dozen cousins,
whose everyday fare is street brawls.
If I fail to hold them back,
it'll be too bad if they trash up your place
Enough said, what's more important?
Harmony, good business and money, right?
I'm sorry your stooge broke his arm.
By law, we submitted a claim to the insurance company.
I can't help it if they're dragging their feet.
You're such a kidder.
You own a renovation company,
and each job involves hundreds of thousands.
I think you and the insurance company are trying to cheat him out of his claim.
That's a serious charge.
You want compensation? Here's $1,000.
What am I? A beggar?
That's the best I can do. Get lost!
Get lost!
$1,000? Are you kidding?
What?
We will go... after we finish eating.
Sister Kill wants dinner? What do you say?
We're buying...
We'll pay!
They say Brother Chili Pepper likes spicy food.
I brought you a present.
I'd accept that but you must leave.
The chili peppers are not a gift.
You're supposed to show us how much spicy food you can eat.
But I'm afraid you can't beat me.
You must be kidding.
I rinse my mouth with chili peppers every morning
and eat them for snacks at night.
Or my name wouldn't be Brother Chili Pepper.
What? You go by name Brother Moan?
You have a lot of nerve!
I'll show you!
Go ahead, show me.
If I lose, I'll lick your sole.
If you lose, cough up $100K as compensation.
You'll be licking my sole for sure.
This is nothing!
Chili peppers are just the appetiser.
Try this Bhut Jolokia.
Even if it won't kill you, you'll stab yourself in the thigh.
This Sister Kill is skinny and frail,
but mean and ferocious.
Not everyone can stand it.
You agree with me?
The pungency of Bhut Jolokia is unfathomable SHUs.
If it doesn't kill you, you must buy the lottery.
I did. I forgot to check it.
I did. You didn't win.
Bravo, Boss! Bravo, Boss!
Bhut Jolokia is nothing!
We're just warming up.
This jalapeño, a.k.a. the red killer
will give you swollen lips if you just touch it.
Swallow it and you can bust your lungs.
Shut up and eat.
The name is scary enough.
Looking at it will make your eyes water,
and you'll feel like your inside is on fire.
It'll kill you if you put it in the hotpot.
Stop talking and keep your eyes on Silly Chiu.
We might find something.
Are you OK, Sister Kill?
Which part of me doesn't look OK?
None.
No wonder you're Brother Moan.
If you concede, I'll give you a discount.
Just lick the vamp of my shoe.
Get your $100K ready.
This is a Carolina Reaper from Death Valley, U.S.A.
Eating it is like inviting Death into your stomach.
Your organs feel like they have been torn apart.
Are you scared now?
The Carolina Reaper is like a bullet.
Its pungency is 3 times higher than that of a pepper spray.
It's listed in the Guinness World Records as the worlds hottest chili pepper.
She's likely to kill herself.
What?
Was I wrong?
Shut up and start eating!
Come on... Come on...
You're dead!
You're licking my sole.
Listen, I haven't lost yet.
Sister Kill, swallow it.
Swallow it...
Throw up...
Swallow it...
Throw up...
I won! Cough up the money!
Cough up the money...
Get your stomach pumped, Brother Moan!
Don't worry, I'll pay up!
Louder! I can't hear you!
I will pay up!
Brother Moan...
Are you OK, Sister Kill?
Bravo, Sister Kill! Bravo!
Looking at it makes me sweat,
eating it will make me foam at the mouth.
If you don't, then it's nothing.
Pig intestines, stinky tofu, durian pudding,
spicy hotpot and the bar tab...
It's $2,888?
You think this is a red packet?
Sorry... I was hungry when I was downstairs
and bought 2 cheese cakes for $112.
The total should be $3,000.
He ate them all.
What the f...
Sorry! Excuse me, I know I should not swear.
But you two are too wasteful.
Anyway, one of you should pick up the tab.
Whoever ate the food should pay for it.
Fine! I'll pick it up. Some partner you are!
Anna, I'm moving in with Ka-ka tomorrow.
Can I team up with her?
You want to eat the cake and take Ka-ka too?
You're a true gourmet!
She's so pretty and seems to like me.
As a hot-blooded man,
I should respond accordingly.
No matter what you do,
you're still an Uncle to Ka-ka.
Age is not an issue.
The key is how we feel.
Look, Sis! Sooner or later, one of us will kill the other.
That's right! He's dead for sure.
Go ahead! I like the sparks.
That'll keep things lively and you'll excel.
Fine! If you want to watch him die!
Setting aside the money,
I don't care about anything else.
Tak-kei, don't be petty and pay the $3,000.
I will pay the money but I won't take the crap.
I followed the target from morning till night.
But this guy did nothing but eat.
Look, I even made a video.
Eating is my way of collecting intel.
Use your brain. Be more creative.
Eating to collect intel?
Did you take any pictures?
Right! Talk is cheap, what did you find out?
Though we have yet to find anything against Silly Chiu,
we now know he has strong backing.
Someone called Shum Oi-kiu, a.k.a. Sister Kill.
She's quite famous in Sham Shui Po.
Her father owns the Shum Wing Kee Second-hand Shop.
She's a tomboy and is very loud.
She likes to have the final say on everything.
She's mean, ferocious and hard to swallow.
She stands up for Silly Chiu,
I bet she knows if he's faking it.
Maybe she put him up to it.
Good job!
About the $3,000..
Since you have made progress,
I'm letting you off the hook.
Thanks, Sis!
I'm not finished.
It'll be your year-end bonus if we do well.
How do you define "well"?
That's up to me.
You can't go home tonight.
You should provide for my room and board.
You gripe about my run down flat and its busted pipes
and how it's not worthy of you.
I've decided to fix it so you can move back in later.
How nice!
You're up to something.
I don't want anyone to complain about a condemned flat,
or to pay for any damages later.
Where are you putting us up?
A 5-star hotel?
You'll soon sleep in a funeral home.
Set up your cots in the office.
To set up the cot with you?
Thank you, Sir.
All you do is eat and expect me to pay your expenses?
I'll get on with the case after breakfast.
If I crack it, we'll know the super sleuth from the imposter.
The pair of sausages are ugly like Mak Sei.
You're right!
Hey...
Smells good though.
Give them back.
They smell good.
My sausage...
Stupid thing!
What? You hurt yourself?
My shoulder.
For real?
My shoulder...
Over here?
Easy... I hurt my shoulder, not my head.
They're related.
How is my friend?
Nothing serious. Just a sprain.
Rub some medicated oil and he'll be fine.
I'm back, Dr. Chan.
Please wait.
Hurry up! Right!
Come in!
Why did you drag me outside?
Didn't you see Silly Chiu?
Give me your phone.
Don't you have one?
When did you set the micro camera?
You downloaded an app on my phone!
Don't tell me you knew Silly Chiu would be here.
I found out from the neighbours when I went around eating.
Really? Probably another lucky guess.
You hurt me on purpose?
Of course! How else would it look authentic?
You Bloody Fatso...
Silly Chiu came back for a check-up.
We'll know if he's faking it.
Remember no heavy lifting, OK?
I know.
What's the use? His injury is real.
Instincts tell me it's not that simple.