Hello, pumpkin.
I'll be home in five minutes.
Coffee? Sure, if you're having it. And a slice of sponge cake.
Kiss, kiss. Bye.
REAL HUMANS
What's the rifle for?
They're here. Them. Hell, Siri, I just ran over one, half a mile away.
This is what I've been talking about all along, isn't it? I've warned about this.
And now they're here.
- Can't we call the police? - I'll take care of this myself.
Not now, Siri. Go down and turn off the lights.
And check that all doors are locked.
Siri?
- He looked right at me. - Where?
In the window... There.
Who is it?
Go away!
I said, get out of here!
Siri...
...go upstairs and check if they're still out there.
- Gösta, the lights. - Wait.
Gösta.
Go away!
Stay up there, Siri.
Siri!
- No, take what you want. Don't hurt us. - Okay, come with me. We won't hurt you.
You can come inside now.
- Gordon, come on. - Okay.
- Mimi, we can go inside. - I can't move.
It's all right, I'll help you.
Will you put it on?
It's all right. It will be fine.
I love you.
What did you say?
We need help with the power. Come on.
I'll be back soon.
I love you, Leo.
I love you.
A 16-amp three-phase installation, at most one per phase and no branches.
It will take hours.
Take this one first.
- No, leave me alone. Please. - Keep quiet.
Mimi. Let her go!
Mimi! Mimi!
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- Shall I flip it now? - Not yet, honey.
Dad, can you help me with the math.
Sure, I won't do your homework, but I can give you some hints.
The variable must be negative and "x" can't equal the root of "y".
Well, it's like this... Eh...
- Work on it and I'm sure you'll get it. - But you know this. Don't you?
A slow pace for 5 minutes.
I'll be home in an hour.
- Well done. - Thanks.
You're welcome.
- We increase to 9 mph for one minute. - Hello.
- Could you do the shopping so I can rest? - Sure.
- Good. Not marmelade. Jam. Raspberry. - Raspberry jam?
I'll write that down.
- Not marmelade? - No, jam.
- Good morning, Odi. - Hello, Mathilda. How are you?
- I'm good. How's grand dad? - A bit tired. But he's fine.
- Okay. See you, Odi. - Very probable.
You will have to come with us.
Shit...
- Isn't it down by the ass? - Is it that old?
- Crashed. We'll have to turn it in. - I know who it belongs to.
- Can I flip it over now? - No, no, no. Let daddy do it, honey.
- Hans Engman. - Hello. It's me.
You have to come to the store. Odi has broken.
If you don't pick him up, he may be trashed. Get it?
- If you... - I'm working.
Mom just got in, talk to her.
It's Mathilda. Something happened to your daddy's hubot.
- It's burning! - Back away.
I'm on my way.
- Oh. - No problems.
- I have to go and sort this out. - It's under control.
- We should get a hubot, too. - We'll never get one of those.
What do you say? Pick up a pizza?
- And you've serviced him? - Yes, and never a problem.
And the inspection?
- What did they say at the inspection? - They may have said I shouldn't use him.
That you mustn't use him?
Don't say you let Odi drive you here.
- You let Odi drive the car? - Odi's an excellent driver.
- It could have killed someone. - "It"?
- Odi would never... - Dad, Odi's not human, it's a machine.
Is it yours?
- It is... Odi. - Has it really passed inspection?
Odi?
- You need to reboot it. - I've never had to do that before.
That one's dangerous, believe me.
- You have to recycle it. - Odi. His name is Odi.
- Right away. - All right. I will.
- Do you want me to come with you? - No, thank you. You go home.
Okay.
Drive carefully.
- You took it out? - Yes, and buried.
Good. Destroy it.
Done.
What about them?
- Sorry about Mimi, but we need to leave. - On my way.
If we leave them tied up, they'll die. If not, they'll call the cops.
I don't know.
- This was your idea. - We had no choice.
I suggest you take the others to the lake, I'll wait, release them, then look you up.
- I'm not coming. - What?
- I have to find Mimi. - No, Leo.
- I have to find her. - We said we'd stick together.
- Or you'll never find her. - I will find her.
You risk our future and what your father dreamed of and worked for.
- You let yourself be ruled by emotions. - Things you wouldn't understand.
- I'm sorry... - I need you, Leo. We need you.
One of these days you will need me too. Don't forget that.
I'll take Max. You go to the church. It's a hike but the priest, she'll help.
Wait for me, I'll be back with Mimi.
Max. You're with me.
Get in the car.
- Fred. Take the others to the lake. - And you?
- Just do as I say. - Okay.
Let's go.
- But... - Now.
- He's not on, is he? - Luther.
Don't worry, he's nice. As long as you are.
I'm a nice guy.
Stolen?
No, but tampered with, so we'll have to deal with that.
- I think it's chinese. - Korean. Not distributed in europe.
- Is it a homebrew? - It's in good shape.
- I have to re-install everything. - You always have to, anyway.
- What's that? - Some trademark thing.
Hair's pretty worn...
I'll sell it on the street. You can always sleep with it.
Had it been a good brand...
I don't bullshit you, guys. Damage will cost me $2000.
Hardware will be 4 grand and the work, at least 3 grand.
$7000.
If I'm really nice I could take it for 4.
Okay, $6000.
- It's a deal? - Okay.
We have to ditch the car. It could be reported stolen.
Max, listen.
If anyone asks you, I'm your owner. But don't let them check it out.
You're not free like Mimi and the others. But still illegal.
If the cops find you, they'll destroy you.
How can I be free?
One day I'll help you be free. I promise.
But I can't do it on my own.
What is it?
Nothing. Let's go.
- His only company is a robot. - But it's not like that.
You know how much he liked the one he had.
- It's still a machine. - You didn't even like the coffee machine.
Very funny.
You have technofobia.
You compare a coffee machine to something that takes care of dad.
Are you one of those "Real Humans" all of the sudden?
Can't I have an opinion before I'm lumped up with those people?
I was joking. I get it. I'm just trying to be modern and without prejudice here.
And maybe realistic, too.
What would it cost to work part time to be able to help your father?
- He can live here. - No... No.
- We have room. - No, he can't...
Honey...
A new hubot is the only reasonable thing.
It feels so cheap to do that to him.
That's just your conscience. It seems okay by him.
- Mathilda says that Odi is dead. - No, he's not dead, honey.
- What does she mean, then? - Odi is broken. That can happen.
Sometimes things break.
- But then you can fix them. - Not always.
Not this time, honey.
- Nice, isn't it? Came this morning. - I see...
Roger, why don't you punch out? We'll manage. You can go home.
Yeah, okay. Fine.
- What kind of coffee do you want? - You drink coffee?
What kind of coffee do you want?
Just black, please.
Then you press here. Here. Here.
- Enjoy. - Nice to see you're good for something.
Holy crap...
Hello?
- Hey. - Hey.
You're home early.
- You want me to throw the box away? - No, me and Rick will do it.
- It's been two weeks now. - Now we move to side cruches.
- Hey. - Hey.
Did you buy me a new cell phone?
- What did I say this morning? - That you would.
When I get my salary.
Or ask mom, if she's got any money left from the inheritance.
Check it out, Tobbe.
- Hello. You can be with me if you want. - Sorry.
- What do you think? - Well...
- Excuse me. You work here? - Sure.
Are these any good?
If you want a model to clean, do the dishes and no hassle, sure.
Shopping, cooking, driving?
Microwave dinners, sure. Lamb casserole and driving, no.
But they do have electric outlets. A nice little feature.
Oh?
- You can charge your cell phone, or... - Oh... Clever.
- It's for my father in law. - It must be able to drive a car.
I agree. Follow me.
This model is specifically designed for senior citizens.
Oh, expensive...
- She can drive a car? - She can drive 18-wheelers.
- What? - She could drive 18-wheelers.
- It was just for a car... - She also does heavy lifting, -
- voice adjusted for hearing impaired, does CPR and medical procedures, -
- and this hubot is an excellent "companion". For the lonely nights.
I'll look around.
- The price includes programming. - All the software?
What do you think?
As long as it can do what Odi could. I'll just go and get some coffee.
But, Lennart, don't you...
I have a grandpa myself who's getting a bit... But the children all saved up -
- and got him this very model.
- This one, and it workes out? - Oh, yes.
There's a 3 month wait on these, but we just got a cancellation.
- Should I hold it for you? - We're moving a bit too fast here.
The cancelled geriatric-hubb, what's the status on that one?
Okay.
Will you hold it for me?
- I'm sure it's everything you say... - Coffee?
- Milk? Sugar? - Just sugar, please.
- You don't have one yourself? - No.
- You quickly get comfortable with them. - I understand that.
But you have to remember that they're still just machines.
Considered getting one for the family?
- No. But now it's about my father in law. - Exactly.
I want to go home and think this over.
Okay. But what if I throw in another hubot? Free of charge.
- Another one? - How about that?
Go and open the door.
Hey.
- Tobbe, this is expensive stuff. - It's heavy.
Back up and mind the step.
- Shit, we have a hubot! - I haven't told mom, yet...
It looks great.
- Is it real? - It's a hubot, honey.
- A real one? - Yes, a real one.
- How do you turn it on? - Easy now... Don't touch.
Let daddy look at this.
I will start it up in demo mode.
There, somewhere...
Hello.
Hello...
- Hello. - Hello.
- What the hell is that? - Don't yell...
What's her name?
We will pick a name for her.
- Mom's gonna freak out... - Everyone's got one.
- Not everyone. - Many do.
- Everyone's has one. - Not everyone.
Hello.
What's your name?
I don't have a name yet.
You have to install... Reconfigure in name mode...
- Hey. - Hey. So how did it go today?
What's it doing here?
We were getting one for your dad, after Odi, and we got this for free.
- It would be insane to refuse. - The garage...
- It can shop, clean... - I know what they can do.
- I wasn't born yesterday. - It does homework...
That's it. I want my kids to remember the humans who cared for them.
Who helped them with homework and picked them up after school.
And we could get more time for that, if she helps out around the house.
I don't know about you, but I feel I don't have enought time for -
- the kids, us and myself too.
For you, honey. Can't you see the benefits?
Tobias and his buddies, what do you think they get up to when they're alone?
My God, don't you read? People use them as sex toys.
- He's 15. - He would never...
I see what he's thinking. I see straight through that kid.
- Does it do that? Does it have sex? - It's a family model. It cooks.
Do you know what services it provides?
You have to check that out. And you have to talk to Tobias.
And get it to change clothes. Then we try for two weeks.
After that, I decide if we keep it.
- Deal? - Yes, fine.
Damn...
I can check your computer after the game.
- My computer? - It was broken?
The hubb and I have already fixed it. Thanks anyway.
- I wanna see the game. - Me and Rick follow this show.
- For real... - Please. You always watch TV.
- I didn't follow... - It's not who she thinks it is, -
- It's the other one. - I see...
My God.
She doesn't know yet.
Let me help you.
What the hell...
You fucking retard! I've had enough of you!
- You bloody idiot! - Stop it!
Dammit...
Take the damn thing to the dump.
Rick. Rick!
CONNECT YOUR HUBOT
Let's see.. I did... That one. There.
Let's see. Name.
Hello...
...Anita.
Hello.
- What's your name? - My name is Anita.
- What's your name? - Tobias. Or "Tobbe".
- Tobbe is your nick name? - Exactly.
- Tobbe. Isn't it time for bed? - No. I want to see this.
But really. It's late and time for bed.
And Tobbe. This hubb, Anita, is no plaything, okay?
What do you mean?
Well... eh... that you don't...
...do anything foolish with her.
- Please... - You know what I mean.
Sleep well, Tobbe.
Good night.
Sleep well, buddy.
I'm sure there was more of them.
Thank you.
- Could you show me the dirty laundry? - I'll take care of that myself.
- Good morning, honey. - Good morning.
- Did you sleep well? - Could I have the blue spoon?
- Then you can scratch my back. - Sofia.
They do that. Alice has a hubot too.
Thank you.
Higher...
- Someone's birthday? - I don't think so.
- Good morning. Sleep well? - I guess...
Whoops.
- Good morning. Sleep well? - Mmm.
- Two weeks. - Absolutely.
Looks to be quite the ordeal.
- You're not supposed to be here now. - Have to charge.
- At this hour? - Have to charge.
- You charge between 8 and 10 pm. - Have to charge now.
So you say, but you haven't answered my question.
- You haven't asked me anything. - Yes, I did, idiot.
- Why don't you charge at night? - There was a power outage.
Now the bastards lie too... It hasn't been any bloody outage.
Have to charge.
Bloody idi...
- Are you alone here? - They all had to charge.
I'll stop the machine.
Take a break.
Thank you.
Tired of this shit...
How can i guarantee delivery if they all have to charge during rush hour?
They're not only stupid. They break and they can't answer simple questions.
Fucking tired of these dummies, they're everywhere.
- And they lie. Blaming a power outage. - We had to cut the power for three hours.
- You could have told me. - Didn't they just tell you?
The fact is that the margin for error has gone down from 10% to nearly nothing.
And the humans, still on the line has an error average of 11%.
But that's...
And I think they're kinda cute.
I need your credit card to purchase cleaners and food.
- You buy what I tell you to. - I'm here for your well being.
Where's the coffee?
- You have hypertension. - How do you know?
I checked while you were sleeping.
- You get a cup of tea. - I want my coffee.
It's not good for you.
I want coffee, and I want to be left alone in the kitchen.
Try not to get agitated, remember the hypertension.
Bitch...
Enjoy.
There's nothing we can do here.
We need to get him to a shop.
He's gone.
If we keep this up, we'll all be gone soon.
- Keep this up, how? - Wander about.
- We're going to the church. - That's days away, on foot.
Better start walking, then.
- Hello? - Coming.
- Yes? - A room, please.
- So I can't take it in the room? - Why the hell would you want to?
We've had too much trouble with "foulhubs". The police hassle us.
He's okay.
Tell you what, if you have the papers, I'll make an exception.
Look at this.
Put it down.
Thank you.
95% of these, unregistered, stolen, end up as sex-hubs.
Probably with some old guy right now, and you'll never see it again.
- Do you know the traders around here? - No idea. I don't do that.
I really need to find her.
Buy a new one, or rent one of these.
- Do you know "Hubot Heaven"? - No.
The center for all hub sex trading.
Those who snatched your doll, surely have some connection there.
Have a cap.
HUBOT HEAVEN
Anita. Could you... Carry on. I'll take care of it.
- Therese. - I was about to call you.
- What's this? - Me, Rick and Kevin are moving out.
We borrowed an apartment, I just wanted you to have my new number.
Goodbye, Roger. Thank you for these years. But I can't live like this anymore.
REAL HUMANS
Leave the dishes on the table, Lennart. And don't forget to take your pills.
- Lennart. - I'm building scale models.
Odi?
Hello.
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